Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Purrfect Pol. Con


The former general, current candidate for the Indonesian Presidency, Mr. Prabowo, was said by his enemies it may have been to be, like Hitler, light-on for balls. (Was it a testicle lacking, or in fact the organ itself, shot away by the East Timorese rebels? An old hand from those parts who should have known the facts reported the tidbit recently.) In this light, perhaps some of the murderous rage against the Timorese, led by General Prabowo and frankly admitted by the man, could be understandable. This morning’s newspaper carried a report of the candidate’s recent attendance at a gallery opening in Central Java where an enterprising Dutch photographer had featured Prabowo’s cat, Bobby. Blow-up coloured pics of whiskers, gleaming eyes and cute nose…. The current run-off between Prabowo and the incumbent Jokowi is a repeat of the same event of five years before, when the Napoleonic hero had tortured a white steed at his rallies. The present soft PR exercise has likely been borrowed from the Man of Steal’s campaign in Malaysia. In that constitutional monarchy the former PM’s pics of his favourite mog were drawing impressive numbers of likes, followers, hearts & whatnot. Smile, keep up the BS, deny and mystify, and perchance you have some hope of claiming the highest office in the land; in the case of the Malaysian Thief, avoidance of jail and perhaps even long-shot return to office.

NB. The Indonesian election is tomorrow, 17 April.

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