Friday, December 27, 2024

Sports Fans Denied (Khalwat)


 

 

The khalwat caning of the carpenter Affendi was carried out in Terengganu, Malaysia yesterday. In this case the public setting was confined to a mosque, where entry was restricted to seventy selected individuals (government officers, media & NGOs). Video & audio recording was forbidden.

A crowd of onlookers had managed to by-passed the first police barrier near the mosque, but were prevented at the second.

For this punishment carpenter Affendi was not stripped of his clothing and didn't cry out during it, an official reported. 

The officer administering the strokes did not raise the cane above his head and only used moderate force, according to the official. (In Singapore, at least in the past—present case was unknown—the disciplinarian danced toward the bound victim and used all his strength. This was recoded in the code and witnesses have testified. In the old days, not so long ago and again according to living witnesses, where a dozen, or even two dozen strokes were administered at one time, the rotan returned to the same tear that had been previously opened on the buttocks.)

This was the third occasion this particular chap, Affandi the carpenter, had been caught in a private place in close proximity to a female, one who was neither his wife, nor family member. (It was not reported whether the same woman had been involved on the earlier occasions.)

Previously the man had been fined and received four strokes, in private in those instances, in 2023 & earlier this year.

At least the woman here for some reason was saved the indignity.

A pair of females found a few years back in a car in some kind of compromising situation in the same Malaysian State ruled by the PAS Islamists were also publicly caned. Photos are readily available online.

 

 


Saturday, December 14, 2024

Get Smashed

 

 

Lunch was at Bras Basah & teh afterward Old Chang Kee at the library. Pulverising neon for the stalls in the remodelled food court, which someone must have decided had begun to look a little tired. On the laminex tables and benches the colour tones were 20-25% muted. Fluro throughout like in surgery. All it needed was some dribbling golden oldies or Chrissy carols to complete the job. An Albert Tucker might have rendered something of the scene, or maybe Francis Bacon better. The Turner guy with the cow carcass in formaldehyde, somehow. But it was impossible. Shattering. Defied belief. If you were hungry you just tip-toed through and focused on your plate. Christ almighty, the active agent sterility! Cockroaches must have vacated the area. The young lad adjacent with the Mickey Mouse squeak talking some impresario music it might have been to his girl couldn’t help it, that was his natural voice. You did get that in these parts, both genders. It comes outta some kinda distinct gene pool, some biological marker on the stem cells. The pussy loving had to be way bigger in Asia that’s anywhere else on the planet; soft toys same. The 40s-50s girly fashions had never skipped a beat locally. Was the squeak of Chinese opera something of the same sort, the same range, integral somehow? And this is all coming from a strong, definite Sinophile by the way. (XXXXTrumpet😈😈😈😈.) Has there been a single mention over the ten years of the visual filth plastered across the island. Well, there was rather less of it last week going out to the block at Admiralty to visit Zainuddin, at least on the tube & down among the towers. The less salubrious quarters were denied all the splash. Stripping away natural elements, even grass and bare ground, colour and glitz needed to be substituted, that seemed the underlying logic. Once Silvia had raised the matter of the inescapable fluro; she had been having a bad skin week, she thought, falling a wee short of faultless. Another time earlier in the year around Earth Hour there came pushback in the conversations at the eateries. All the electrification, the colouring & fairy lights over the buildings, the malls, shopping precincts, the walkways was an enhancement according to some. Having no verticality to speak of in our skyscape, we in the land of Oz had nothing to show off; naturally fitted for Earth Hour down there. And now we were under a fortnight to  Christmas. The giant green plastic towers had been springing up since October, they made popular backdrop for photos, sometimes 2-3 groups different sides. Various cartoon characters along the line of Santa’s helpers drew children & adults alike. All of it was ablaze through the night. In the library the underlying drone of the aircon descended from overhead. At the Sec. desk at Reference on the 8th the sweet old guard responded to comment on the coolness with the simple advice to rug up. For himself he had come well prepared, carrying perhaps even four layers on top. When he pulled on the uniform jacket there might have been a vest before his shirt. It was tough. Around Geylang Serai the Muslims still provided a refuge of sorts, in that narrow quarter from the Haig to the market. Anywhere beyond in any direction you were really asking for it.


 

                                                                                                           Geylang Serai, SG 2011-24







Wednesday, December 11, 2024

Borrower & Lender (lateDec24)

 

 

The Hougang killing in the morning’s newspaper could be shared with the plate collector, Mr. Lim. There had been an in-brief on the front page and fuller treatment within, including pics showing the victim in a zipped bag and the Chinese assailant standing cuffed within the store where the murder occurred.

The man quickly comprehended the matter:

bullying in a shop—young of old; and then the reverse once the ages were clarified

working in the same shop the pair likely employer and employee

a knife would be readily on hand on the shelf of a hardware store. One, two, and the lady done for

The ages were written out clearly on the newspaper for Mr Lim. Gender was ready at hand in Malay—perempuan laki laki. Shop of course was universal.

Inevitably, Hardware presented a problem. 

Hammer, for nails. Nails & screws. Hammering and tightening. Saw sawing. Drilling and screwing in similar motions.

The signing was good.

Ya, understood. Fixing, Mr Lim summarised. A shop for fixing. A hardware.

Later as Mr. L. stood opposite close by the table, it was unclear whether the rosary of orange and blue-grey beads on his wrist were actually being spun in the man’s rapid fingering. It didn’t look like. It looked like swiping.

The device Mr. Lim’s manager son, of whom he was very proud, had provided his father earlier in the year had not been in evidence the last 2-3 months now. Back then on his passes by the table the recorded chanting could be faintly heard from beneath Mr. Lim’s neat tees & polos.

Every morning around dawn Mr. Lim, a Hokkien, as his name signalled, paced his local basketball court for his chanting. Much of his wage from Mr. T. T. was given over to charity: old folks’ homes, the temple and other needy. Seventeen years Mr. L. had worked for Mr. T. T., over the street first on Onan corner. Having learnt to drive in the army, earlier he had been a delivery man, one involved in the union; an organiser, it sounded like.

The tall, bent Tamil tissue seller, who did his morning rounds from the Haig to the market, had seemingly been able to filch big bucks outta Mr. Lim.

The sum was not $41. Neither was it $410 and not even $4,100. By all indications the figure tallied fully forty-one thousand dollars. Mr Lim had written it out on a slip of paper, which he brought along one morning with other slips of record.

It was not forty-one million, as Mr. Lim once or twice suggested in his tripping over the English.

I no go school. Cannot talk.

But we managed pretty well.

How many years had Mr. Lim waited for the return of the loan?! How much interest alone might he have earned on the sum over the years?! Ah?…

Not that Mr. Lim sought such a thing as interest. Like for the Muslims, this seemed in Mr. L’s eyes against the code for a Buddhist.

It appeared the old, bent and bearded Tamil, a Muslim, had kept returning with loan shark stories. Should he fail to return such and such sum, the tissue-seller would be hammered and even worse by the loan shark. Imminently it always was.

The loan shark was a common demonic figure in the culture; a real life dragon more or less. Once it seems the Shark himself had made an appearance at Mr Lim’s workplace in order to corroborate the debtor’s story. Serious menaces. Hell to pay failing.

The old rogue, the tissue-seller, in his early 70s with salt & pepper beard, was seven or eight years older than Mr. Lim. Much taller, more able-bodied, and more shrewd.

The man was something of a card. Some mornings passing through the tables he would mimic the Buddhist chants that he seemed to know were the standbys of Mr. Lim, the plate collector; his benefactor and saviour.

Namo oni tofu. Over the years it had become familiar in the neighbourhood.

Mani payi omhh was a different one for a different occasion; or a different temple perhaps.

A third was, Mami orhh orhing kekjo.

The Tamil spelt each out carefully and corrected errors.

It was unclear whether Mr. Lim was an easy target. All the indications were a fine spiritual being, one with a striking humanity at his core. Some years before when Mr. T. T. had been sited on the Onan corner Mr. Lim had spoken against discrimination, against this person over that, class or race distinction. All were same; all one. Common humanity, and deserving of respect. Once talking about community and inclusion, Mr. L. referred to his union days and his activism. Something was wrong back then, something needed attention, man called a meeting. This was the case, such and such and… What use was it one good man in the know, on the path, when all around him were lost?

 

Ah. Hmm.

 

None of which matter had been learned in schooling it seemed clear. Yet in Mr. Lim’s articulation the phrasing carried scholarly echoes.

And all this in broken, severely limited English.

On the other side, the promises and assurances the Tamil offered seemed less convincing. Last week after Mr. Lim produced the slip of paper with the figures for the Tamil, there came a short exchange by the fries stand and some particular words from the Tamil. Following which the matter was covered over once more. That was that. 

A little while Mr. Lim had grouched about it. 

How can like that?… 

And not young either, the Tamil, Mr. Lim added. Old ready... How can?

But that was all.

Money actually caused illness, attacking the internal organs, Mr. Lim had indicated a number of times over the years with a washing machine motion on his trunk. Mr. Lim dispensed quickly with money, letting it go. To the aged care, the temple and other.

Still, he would like his money returned by the Tamil, without having any great hope of it happening.

 

 


Tuesday, November 26, 2024

Insurmountable (Jan25)


 

 One testing challenge there left behind on the Void nearest the house this afternoon going out for lunch, table immediately by the path. Pair of gals sat on the stumps with a Malay grandad between, all three fixed on their phones. The other was the worn little waif who had appeared last couple of months and been passed a two once or twice. Surprised the lady that, especially coming from a bule unasked and unexpectedSorry picture indeed. The big gal caught the attention being directed going by and returned same along the same beam. Click. Rounding back two minutes later in a dither what-to-do, the lady raised her eyes once more and the messaging was properly transmitted. Smile blossoming. Hmm. Yep. Ok. Likely come over from the neighbouring isle, making do with the other gal someplace, 2-3 day visa was usual. A bundle of bulging goods that neatly packed was fitting for the season at year’s end. Without putting too fine a point on it, the pillowing & comfort offered by that lass would rout all the troubles ever known to torment man. 190-200 pound, good portion of which was contained within the carefully laundered pristine white jeans. Picasso had painted viragos with thighs that size. Tree trunks would be inappropriate & disrespectful. At her age in the Malay form there was some chance of tight firmness, as the explosive line of apparel certainly did suggest to an observer. Pink top & scarfed. Man of a certain age would be kidding himself imagining that body could be carried aloft in the preferred way with some useful effect. Possibly just for starters, testing the waters; seeing where the stresses lay. Doubtful as it seemed, it would be worth exploring whether there might be found some degree of separation, a wee little wriggle room in which to operate. As always, the scarf helped in that framing of the oval that produced even here a hint of child-size cherub. Oh! Sweetie pie. Small cherry lips seemed like an uncanny bounty of nature. The smile stretched them briefly.

 

Geylang Serai, Singapore 2011-25




 



Saturday, November 16, 2024

Believer (It doesn’t take much)

 
I
BELIEVE 
MEDIA
IS ART
given the wagging finger as the lady brandishing passed by.
         Gracefully accepted with a smile, as if in good part agreement. 
         Mid-fifties innocent, gifted by an immigrant daughter most likely. The husband by her side raised no objection, as far as the moralist at the table could discern.
         Twenty minutes later on the return leg she was only noticed some way past, turning her head for a furtive look. 
         On the rear, ANDY WARHOL. 
         A blockbuster’s advertising on these shores could easily have been missed. They came year round here in endless succession. 






Monday, November 11, 2024

Ping (The Dato) Nov24


 

Reappeared the Dato after an absence. Must have been up to visit his fellow notables on the Peninsula. Light-on here for a court this morning, only a couple Batam gals provided tehs smiling at his chat. Brilliant raven dye applied for his return the night before by the looks. Always dapper to the max—belted trousers, long-sleeve shirt, watch & polished lace-ups. Narrow eye-slits through this Ramadan period. In a glimpse a moment ago when he had risen from his chair and stood in place like a rooster ready for something, a definite ping again for Kenny Rousell back in the day. Bit taller than Kenny, at least the Kenny of primary school. Kenny the vital link in the chain for the playground lunchtimes, recess & home time. Win over Kenny you were untouchable. Lad couldn’t play any of the games himself, no good at athletics. Lower level academically, if there really was such a meaningful hierarchy at Spottie. (Certainly Andrew Meerman’s Russian mother in her leopard prints, with polished silverware, knew better than most, grooming her boy for the future with piano lessons, tennis & Anglicanism.) Ultimately Kenny ruled through perfect grace you might call it: steady, fair, respectful to all. Recall his life-saving kindness accepting the horrible, gross & disgusting birthday present offered him, bought by Bab for the occasion: a striped plastic pencil case in the form of a rocket or missile. Such as was going to the moon shortly, or else being fired from aircraft carriers in a war not very far away. This was once the invitation to the afternoon party at Kenny’s was obtained; when numerous boys failed to gain. (Surprisingly, puny step-over Stephen Mead too had been one of the chosen.) For a boy of eleven! Leader of the rat pack! Andrew you could imagine it. Andrew might have gleefully accepted coloured pencils, an ink pen, grammar & spelling book for birthday presents. Coolest dude in school, in the whole neighbourhood, Ken responds to the pre-emptive taunt, No, it’s a good one. I like it. Without slightest trace of irony. Two big brothers with cars; at least one big sister. Party hats all round, candles on a cake, little trumpets that uncoiled a long colourful snake. Oh! Meadie let off. Defended decently by K. Recall the memorable council convened in the playground under the monkey-bars  by Kenny, after Greg C landed at school with his shiner and cut lip, administered by his police sergeant father. (More or less deserved in fact for sexual relations with the beautiful new girl Yvonne, who shortly before had confessed in writing it was you she really loved.) Kenny masterfully prosecuting the horrid Brute’s crime, while the victim unable to utter a single syllable himself. By comparison Dato here was all puffed up pretence. In a little extended exchange the tissue-seller just now wholeheartedly agreed: bought the honour like all those other frauds up on the Peninsular.


 

NB. The royal passed away earlier in the year it was only revealed a short while ago.







 



 



Saturday, November 9, 2024

True Radiance

  


Tall young chap on the counter at Crossways, the HK place on Swanston, gave off some radiance dishing up the meal. In the first moment it wasn’t clear whether he may have remembered the regular. 
         Extending the initial glow, he progressed a step further.
         After seeing you my mind is more calm
         Wattage! Booster charge! 
         Every reason of course for a ruffled, if not disturbed mind on that busy street. 
         The older Indians serving, and the younger too, managed it with ease and naturalness. The young local must have noticed. 
         Informed that the expression was widely used and in other cultures surprised the lad and he felt the need to defend himself. 
         I meant it
         Sure, sure. It was all good.
         Bab herself had never used the expression, or perhaps only the once at some particular occasion, with a little lightness. 
         Blazene oci koje vide te
         Blazene was tricky. Gifted with light or radiance; with pleasure and delight. Blazo & Blaze or Blazenka were male and female given names, common up on Village Uble. 
         Eyes delighted to see you; for greeting. 
         Sometimes those hill people had really lit up back in the day. You had caught some of the last of it during the first visit in the early ‘80s.



Melbourne
April ‘24



Wednesday, November 6, 2024

Average Horror (Dec24)

 

A place like Hamzah opposite the wonderful Beringharjo Market was wonderful in its own particular way; radically different to the other. There at the emporium you were completely divorced from the street and the kampung folk, who waited outside for alms, for buyers of their trinkets and custom for their conveyances. 

Within the walls of the latter you were forced to confront no-way-out the external and also the in- of this kind of form: 

Inspired By Fear 

         of 

Being Average

The graphic in the middle of the print showed the aspirant couple perfectly chilled & kool as the former ice at the poles. Lad with his girl at the table steadily climbing that peak. 







Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Tropical Promenade



 Another case of decided reluctance to record the matter. Again, there was nothing in it; the whole thing was all simple and rudimentary. Displays of that kind were common in all the cities of the world; in SE Asia and on the Equator certainly, not excluding Sin’pore. Only it did return to stab the brain, as had been well anticipated. Being so aged—usually these fossickers were rarely under forty—the old nene was particularly striking; in her case 9 - 10 years above the average. Well, upon reflection, perhaps that was more like 20 years above. It was only after the seat on the bench was taken that the KFC opposite was noticed. Arrh! Worse than the gelato shop back a way. The thought of the industrial farming. (One of your earliest teen jobs had been at the Colonel’s, remember, where an older lad named Laurie taught how to steal the succulent segment of the chicken breast. Customers never noticed.) Ten minutes later the heaped refuse bags were noticed, arranged around the lamppost almost touching distance. You would catch snatches of the sour tang when the bags came to be disturbed. Another 10 - 15mins passed watching the evening Malioboro crowd on their tropical promenadechildren with their clackers & balloons, girls taking turns capturing friends leaning against lampposts, some oldies arm-in-arm, couples made or still making out. The pavement didn’t cost anything and not everyone felt the need to dress for it. After a couple days of sporadic rain storms there was some soothing evening cool. From behind the old, reed-thin nene rocked up unexpectedly in the midst, far from out of place in her person. Her business was common too, though in this case she arrived without her dirty white poly bag. An old, worn sarong and frayed, nondescript black top. Grey hair was pulled back in a tight bun. Reed more than pencil thin here; luckily there was no wind on the Equator. And there she was, at the bags without further ado. Four or five large black plastic bags. During her work there the Colonel’s man from indoors brought out another 2 - 3 more. There was no need of a bag of her own the nene knew. By picking through the lot, each bag methodically, extracting the recyclable plastic, there would remain a bag for her haul. The articles of value she heaped on the pavement and returned all the rest to the bags. Plastic cups still holding liquid or straws were emptied, the former into the roadside planter box, latter back into the refuse bags. Doing it all properly and thoroughly would need not 10mins. Not 15 or even 20mins would do. The old nene may have kept at her task almost an entire half hour. Working steadily and without hurry, unavoidably getting gunk on her hands and shaking it off, or wiping on the side of a bag. Patiently the nene worked. Being short, unlike in the padi, the nene didn’t need to bend very far. It was mostly drink containers that had value, regular, medium & large. Some chucks of ice remained in some. There were only a few plastic bottles—KFC no doubt refused food and drink from outdoors within their airconned dining room. Straws were mostly fluro yellow; lids were thinner and valueless. None paid the nene any attention. It was all routine. The becak & carriage drivers went about their own business, which during this particular hour of this particular evening proceeded with hardly a single  fare. At one point a fellow plastic fossicker, a tall male at the first impression, but possibly female, drawn effortlessly from Dickens or even Chaucer, stopped briefly for an exchange. There appeared a kind of smile from the figure during the course. Off they soon went with their dirty white poly bag over the shoulder. It was a brief pause in the nene’s work. From the distance of little over a metre she could not have heard the snorted wincing beneath the street bustle. The becak drivers that gathered, one taking a seat on the bench a number of times, might have heard and understood, without any reaction. Google Transl was deployed for 20 minutes. (Shameful to admit, 10s, 100s & 1,000s could still be confused even after almost ten full years in the region.) Twenty minutes working, the becak drivers needed to be told, but there came no opportunity to tell them. After 10 - 12mins a Rp2k was pulled from the pocket for when the lady was done. On she went, however. Ten minutes later a second two was added to the first. Jesus God! The notes were folded over and clenched tight. On the nene ploughed, taking no notice of the white guy, no notice of any of the drivers nor the passersby. Mostly she faced the bench, or presented a good part of her profile. A viewer could only avert the gaze so long. Two thirds through her labour at the KFC garbage a lavender Rp10k was extracted in place of the other two. For some reason the pair of twos (2 x $0.20c) were returned to the pocket. The nene needed to be waited out some more. The mental snagging was like flipping war atrocities in the newspapers. The lady here would not be satisfied until she had combed through every single corner of every one of the 6 - 7 bags. One of the becak drivers scored a passenger after having missed out a little while before. Earlier the chap had taken a couple over to his conveyance and it must have been some difference over the price that had the customers decline at the last moment. Still the grannie kept on. One plump, not particularly pretty shopgirl delivered what would in former time, in other circs, have been a stupendously sexy, sly routine on her little stage set, clasping the small of her back where she ached and walking a couple of slow paces with pelvis thrust; a thigh muscle began to twitch and needed attention. When at long last the nene was actually done and began to move off she took a little round, giving the bench a wide berth. Twice or three times she needed to be hailed before she heard and comprehended. Nene. Nene. Very nearly she got away. A wet hand received the note. It was uncertain whether the becak drivers heard or saw.

 




        Yogyakarta