Friday, May 30, 2014

Things Go Better (April24)



Delivery truck in the usual livery, retro this case. No bubbles or busty beauties on the beach, this was stripped back earliest form—over the blood red a classic bottle in snow-white, cursive insignia, —Coca Cola. Out jumps the jockey kitted in the uniform polo, coming round to the side. (A check revealed it was indeed the jockey; the driver sat at the wheel enjoying the aircon.) Thus far perfectly order. We are, however, Ladies and Gentlemen, in Asia. Singapore, but Asia nonetheless. As in a theatre, variety hour, a carnival or burlesque, jockey comes around to the side. Up with the shutters, first one, then the second. Da-DA. Voila! Support act—curled up among the product, chins on knees. Away we go! Chop-chop! Show-time... One young fellow had nodded off, never mind the bumpy ride. Needed a boot to raise. Strict road laws in Singapore were inapplicable for the foreign labour in the rear of lorries, carts and trucks; on the construction sites. Seat-belt?… How would they have built this place in record time following every last finicky law?



NB. Mr. Lee Kwan Yew’s sharp-clawed Tiger ranked best of the best. Always looking to improve. Story re-told in the paper recently of the great man’s visit to early 60’s HK, where the morning’s order of a suit of clothes was delivered by afternoon. Six hours flat. Couldn’t rest on your laurels.



Full o' Beans (April24)


Uncle Zaid has been sold on the Viet girls months now. Can't do better. Very fine. The other morning he was passed in front of the Cheers store with one of the pair he has been seeing, going up to Four Chain View it turned out. At the moment Four Chain was charging $20 Mon - Thur. Saturday it went up to $25 and Sunday of course premium thirty and you often had to wait for a room. Best avoid Sundays. The other day with the Viet he was done in little more an hour, very fast.  Uncle Zaid insists on mandi first of all. The lasses are clean certainly. Still, best to get completely fresh right off. The good body he has been describing the last few months was borne out in the pass that day. Straight parallel lines drawn this morning at the breakfast table at Mr. T. T. No lumpiness or bulge. Early/mid thirties. A fella could always go for the ten year younger Batam Indons, actresses and singers—at the karaoke bars no doubt—but they hurried a chap and squeezed on price. Not like the Viets, they were good. Good for communication too. This girl had been out on a thirteen day visa; not the usual 30. Might have raised suspicions at Immigration, too many entries. Initially she had drawn the number in the air as did uncle Zaid on the breakfast table-top at Mr. T. T. For confirmation she showed her passport. Thirteen days. Maybe she better not risk another attempt until after Ramadan. Gave her forty to keep things sweet. Thirty was usual, but she deserved the extra. Add $5 for the pill. Friend had been using those three years. American, not Chinese. Good pills. America strong economy, strong army; good, strong pills. Difficult to shake this morning. Usually uncle stands talking, respects the evident signs of occupation. Not this morning. Skiting. Warned to be careful of the CCTV brushes that aside. Those cameras were for speeding cars. Laughing. What about a PAP man caught though, a paid-up financial member? Guffaws. Anything happen I know YOU! John. Nobody else. HaHaHaHa.

NB. The common moniker worn these many, many months by the author has passed without mention. Didna seem worthy. Nothing in particular, all routine and understandable; certainly no offence taken. Almost daily, every two, three days minimum, one was hailed in passing, Hi John!... More often than not a stranger, a figure in the crowd, calling from a seat at one of the tables, or ambling on the path. Hello John. An endearment. Hi or Hello alone was unsatisfactory. John was better than Sir. Sir was truly uncomfortable, especially ten and more years senior. Big smiles for John. Not unknown a clap on the shoulder. One or two foreign observers have been more than a little startled to witness a kiss on the forehead, a little tummy-rub of appreciation. Ah, one needs to understand from whence we have come. Naturally here we are not talking about the business or tourist district (though in fact the gentle tummy-rub did once take place within the confine of the elevator of the National Library of Singapore—nothing untoward). A common dish at the Indian food-stalls was named Roti John. Roti Hindi and also Malay for bread, in this case served with various tidbits that once found favour with an old colonial beneath a pith helmet. When John was hailed in Geylang Road, especially lower Geylang, the Malay quarter, one knows to seek out the salutation. Hello there. Pagi. Abar khabar?... No complaints. Call me a donkey, call me what you will. Only don't beat me, the Montenegrins say. When the working girls too add their voice to the chorus one returns closer to home, the home of a generation or two ago now.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

War and Farming (Kranji)


A road-trip this time with the Angel on the wings of Chas's sporty limited edition Toyota convertible. For the mandatory annual testing Chas takes the motor to his mechanic to correct the illegal modifications and lowering, before reversing to his requirements once more for the year ahead. 

         Almost heavenly riding the bitumen on good-grade rubber perhaps from local plantations. As expected, the Angel was an excellent driver, temptations for short bursts along the straights and declines aside. Fears concerning all the newspaper reports of sleep-deprived and casual lorry drivers over-running pedestrians and motorcyclists failed to deter the heavenly being.

         No need explain, even in the morning it was far too hot to pull back the hood and let the wind ruffle the imaginary locks. Gentle aircon made the green stands and the soft blues and cotton whites beyond the glass into something approaching magazine and film-clip panorama: blessed picnicking travellers carrying a hamper of cheese and cucumber sandwiches with chilled white in the trunk.

         Kranji is the nor'west corner of the island. En route we stopped at Peirce Reservoir to gather the silence of the gentle pastoral folds. Two large basins of water and luscious green on all sides from which a rare couple of Singaporean strays emerged, seated themselves by the edge of the water and proceeded to lick their private parts. 

         One needed to emerge from the conveyance in order to properly seize the place. All the rivers in Singapore had been stopped for water catchment, the Angel informed. We passed one sluicegate on the coast that gave an example of the engineering; at another point on our return Gabby advised of our pass over the water piping from Johor in Malaysia, which still represented a significant proportion of Singapore's water.

         Gabriel had promised farms and more controversially dairies; cud-chewing cows with moveable limbs and digestive systems. Plaster and 3D repros would not suffice.

         There were something like three dozen farms on the island of Singapore, weeks earlier the Divine had revealed at one of our eatery tables.

         The green nurseries and sheltered vegetable pavilions could be seen from the roadway. They were too numerous to tally. Orchids and flowers, aloe vera rows and leafy greens under covers. We would sup on the latter at the Bollywood Farm with a traditional summer salad from the temperate zones, where the proof of the pudding was fully confirmed.

         Dark faces under wide straw sombreros sat at their weeding and harvesting. Mexico, Southern Africa and Dubai perhaps scrambled together in the visuals. As in much other farming in the contemporary world, loneliness was writ large at Kranji. A great distance from the old communal gatherings in a shared endeavour, singing and wisecracking as the harvest was brought in.

         Still, these were farms alright, true enough. Not all the food and sustenance of life was sourced elsewhere in Singapore. Singapore was more than condos, malls and HDB towers; one could easily get that wrong.

         Fittingly the moos came as the climax. Without warning the Angel had seized the reins of the chariot and characteristically, without words, simply turned his head toward the little dust cloud outside the passenger window, from which the guide allowed the discovery beyond to arrive at its own pace.

         The gaps and missing slats in the fencing gave a glimpse of large, bulky forms within an oddly rude structure. The ramshackle nature of the area out in this quarter was taking some getting used to. Over-grown grass, leaning shelters, dilapidated hoardings. There was said to be a dirt road in the vicinity, the sole example of the kind on the island that had pole-vaulted so rapidly and famously into the First World in three short decades.

         The pollies never ventured into this corner for media releases. Along the route the sky-line of Johor, Malaysia came through the trees, the outer edge here a kind of prelude to the world over yonder in supposedly less favoured lands.

         There was movement at this little station beyond. A closer investigation was required in order to be sure. 

         An Indian mucking-out indicated how we might enter. Gabriel needed no more encouragement. A spin of wheels, another, smaller dust-cloud, through the gates and parked.

         From twenty paces the Indian comprehended the hailing in his own language. Tamil. Something like 35% of the Indians in Singapore were Tamil, a mix of Hindu and Muslim.

         These were cows here over which the lad had charge, there was no denying. All the plaster products one had seen previously throughout the island, the decorative cut-outs and the rest that stood as educational aids and religious symbols, fell away before the breathing, live animal. In this case upon our entry the one tethered in front as if on demand dutifully evacuating her bowels. A white face—a pair of white faces before her—had alarmed the poor beast.

         There stood a half dozen others within the pen on one side, a couple of bulls and some separated calves. On the other side in a smaller pen a small herd of goats that caught the light through the slats of their stall. Their young coats, their glistening horns and lustrous eyes made a beatific manger scene, produced as if on demand by the former Methodist Divine.

         After three years within the confines of the city here the animal movements, the little turns and twitches, one or two short prancing gambols, left a brain more than a little buffeted.

         One had expected fans, if not air-conditioning. There seemed nothing of the sort. So far as one could tell the grounds beyond the stable offered nothing of pasture. Very unlikely these beats would ever leave their enclosure. The conclusions rapidly mounted.

         Even back in the 50s  the Agriculture Department down in Queensland had insisted cattle remain on concrete flooring only during milking, Gabriel reminded himself, recalling his Granddad's dairy in the Isa. On land-precious Singapore and in the heat, there was no possibility.

         Earlier in the morning we had passed the cluster of tourist features conveniently grouped together: the famed Night Safari, the Animal Safari and the Singapore Zoo. By reports the latter was well constructed, visitors walking beneath gorillas swinging between trees directly overhead, for example. Carefully hidden fencing, some of it electrified, produced the sense of wild, open terrain. As far as such things went, this was among the best of its kind, an award-winner of the region, it may have been. From one water channel we caught the quaint old river-boat from River Safari, familiar from the newspapers and the sides of the double-decker buses. Daddy decked in outdoor shirt and binoculars pointing out some kind of sight to spellbound Junior. A signboard passed on the roadway had lured with bundle ticketing—all three entertainments for $103.

         The War Memorial at Kranji was the second object of the day's outing. One had read about it and seen numerous pictures in the newspapers. Visiting heads of State and dignitaries dutifully paid their respects at Kranji. A year or two ago after having been presented with an orchid named in her honour—cultivated at one of these modest farms in all likelihood—Julia G. had laid a wreath. The Windsor prince and his young wife, the future king and queen, had visited.

         Above the white stone markers rose the grassy knoll. This was lawn beneath our feet, carefully maintained; not the leafy weed seeded between the HDB towers. A groundsman at one of the cricket pavilions at an exclusive school might have been charged with the responsibility here. The Indians resting in the shade we saw worked under this man's close supervision.

         Greetings from the boys, glinting smiles visible from afar. When whites peer closely at dark faces in Singapore, almost invariably some delight resulted. Hail lads! All hail!

         The little hillock was a natural formation; the fact had been mentioned in one of the records of construction. Virtually all the hills and rises in Singapore had long been levelled for the housing sector, the dirt used for land reclamation. At the top of the rise here stood an odd aeronautical-inspired kind of Stonehenge, crowned by an almost Soviet star and.... sabre-blade perhaps it was.

         There had been prizes awarded for the design. Immaculate garden beds without a stray leaf. Despite appearances in the shade of the tree, the horticultural detail was kept on a tight leash here.

         There was a surprising lack of shade here in the grounds in famously shady Lion City; no covered walk-ways or escalators visible. There was precious little room for trees certainly, the entire ground being covered by the lines of head-stones in simple white form, bearing names, dates, regimental insignia and brief pledges and prayers.

         By the looks of it, the battle for Singapore had resulted in mountains of dead. On the slabs erected on the summit there were thousands more names inscribed.

         A closer inspection revealed this was more War Memorial than actual burial ground. There were bones of the dead alright, originally interned by the servicemen who had been housed here in a Japanese prisoner of war camp; later the larger Changi prison and its associated graves were transported when that site was transformed for the airport. Otherwise a great number of the mentions were of war dead from much further afield—the Thai-Burma railway and New Guinea, Malaysia and Indonesia. The dead of the Korean War, the Malaya Emergency, the Indonesian Kronfrontasi and Vietnam too found a place at Kranji. Singapore made room for them all. That was the explanation.

         Naturally two old Australians gravitated toward the dead of our homeland. Something over 1,100 lay buried in this ground, with a similar number memorialised from other fields of action in the region. 

         That afternoon the arrangement of the Memorial was difficult to fathom. British contingents were impossible to distinguish from Australian. There were Gurkas, South African units and Indian sepoys. The Islamic names in the stone on the summit could only be Malays from the Peninsular; unless they were Egyptians or Levantines perhaps. In fact hadn't the rebellious Malays signed some kind of non-aggression pact with the Japanese prior to the invasion? Someone at the eatery tables had surprised with that information a few months before.

         The scale and extent of all of it was very strange. One stone on the Eastern flank marked a child born in June 1967, who had died the following month. How had this little mite been awarded a place among the fallen? Like a good deal else here, it seemed odd.

         Eventually the Angel came upon an information tablet advising of the unspecific and dispersed burial. A large proportion of the markers were not headstones proper, in the sense of marking remains that lay beneath. Some research would be needed in the days ahead.

         The roll call of the Australians on the Southern flank of the knoll echoed the era of Bradman, the older generation of teachers at Primary School and the books of learning from that time. Sutcliff. Wentworth. Jacobs. Rintoul. Sabberton. Walter. MacArthur...

         Were these living names still in our towns and cities? The Angel insisted the affirmative, as well a Queenslander might, especially one who had been up in the tropical region almost a half century.

         The regiments echoed that same former world, that vast Empire upon which the sun was beginning to set at the relevant period. The Canadian Cavalry. 1st Coy Maltese Labour Corps. 49th Bengalis. Worcestshire Rifles. East African Artillery. The Prince of Wales's Own Royal Hussars...

         Certainly there would be nothing of this same order anywhere else in the region. Hardly. Only Singapore. The campaign here had lasted little more than a week, the Japanese famously riding their bicycles down the jungles of the peninsular, rather than launching the expected landing around in the south where the British guns were trained. 

         One of the notes on the grounds mentioned 69 Chinese Servicemen, members of the Commonwealth Forces, killed by the Japanese in February 1942.

         Near the end of our survey a school-group from a Normal stream descended from a bus. 

         There were no pleated skirts, shirts and ties in this gathering. In Singapore testing at upper Primary decided a student's fate in Secondary schooling, and often well beyond. In the early '80's there had been a government eugenics program encouraging the academically gifted to pair and produce offspring. This was a wondrous political and social sphere no two ways about it. The tiny little red dot was not easy to comprehend.

         Normal tousled-haired kids more or less in their regulation white tees, clambering over the rise following teacher's lead. Under the tropical sun many went along the avenues of markers bare-headed, scanning the foreign names that would challenge the best and brightest in the choice Bukit Timah schools, and even the universities.

         What to make of this monument to which they had been brought?

         Teacher attempted to create some kind of order for her charges. The boys and girls listened with their eyes on the low stones and the record they bore.... JAC – OBS… RIN – TO – UL… SA – BBER – TON... 

         What was this all about? Why the enormous disproportion on this land of theirs? 

         The Japanese bad guys had no place here of course. Here were only good guys on this side, strange bed-fellows though they were to be sure.

         A great, great sacrifice made for them, for this youth, so that they might flourish, no doubt teacher reminding. The great helmsman Mr. Lee had made it so. Good Mr. Lee, the bravest of them all, surviving to tell the tale of triumph, of his fallen men who had made the ultimate sacrifice. The great general, like Mao Tse Tung his brother fighting together...

         Heaven help the poor urchins trying to make head or tail of the thing. It was difficult enough for two old wise heads stumbling over the grounds from one line to another.

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                         Kranji, Singapore


Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Vesak (Condos & Grass-hoppers)



We sit down to this daily fare with our breakfast or morning teh out of boredom and ingrained habit; because we don't take drugs (Singapore after all) and seek information and diversion. One could plug into superior chronicles from elsewhere in the world, but situated as we are what would be the point of that?
         Yesterday was Vesak, a public holiday here as in many other places of the region. It marks the Buddha's birthday, enlightenment and passing all rolled into one after a conclave in Burma half a century and more ago. Here the Indians complain at the trickery of being awarded such a festivity when the Buddha was effectively kicked out of his homeland by the Hindus. (The Muslims likewise having little fondness for the sage.) Each of the constituent groups in Singapore are awarded two public holidays. Deepavali to the Hindus, and then Vesak - not Thaipusam or Pongal. Grumbles aplenty in Dunlop Street on the Eve.
         And trouble too for the peace-lovers indeed. As part of the common practice on this day the Buddhists like to release animals into the wild as a gesture of compassion. This has raised concerns in the ranks of the environmentally sensitive government. Terrapins (a species of small turtle), birds and fish suddenly released into the delicate balance of nature in Singapore? Why, all manner of harm and upheaval could result. Very dicey. Therefore the Buddhists have resorted to crickets and other insects. Much less invasive &etc. (And easier to get past the vigilant game wardens.)
         "But releasing insects into the wild is no less illegal than releasing the other creatures." Straits Times, p. A2.
         Bulldozing mountains and leveling jungle and forest on the other hand for Condo development aint any kind of concern 'atall.
         Cyan. Penthouse Freehold. White girl in white satin tights stretched full-length on her four metre plus couch mag. flipping up in her tower before an iconic Sing' city-scape. A5, full page.

         Coco Palms. Resort Living at Home, A7, full page. The reader will be spared unnecessary description. (Apart from one note-worthy detail: Asians featured here. Style, elegance, panache does not usually come in yellow in this market.)
         Waterfront @ Faber, A12-13, both full-length. (Whites observing cranes in a fly-by.)
         The Panorama. Work and Play at Where You Live, A19. Full.
         That was the Condo Porn report on the Buddha's special day. (Front page third showing a pic of prostrated devotees at one of the largest temples in Sin'pore, the perimeter the size of 10 football field for some balance.)

Monday, May 12, 2014

School-boy Files 4 (Stooge)




Hirsute, stout, a little tall, good athlete (but luckily in the higher age-group because of a late-year birthday). For the first few years we formed the twin central pillars at the back row in the class photos. 
         Changing for Phys. Ed. the fuller maturity was a taunt. Steady confident manner. Stooge would shave well in advance of any of the other boys, and no boasting. 
         School marks in the upper tier—we progressed to 2A & 3A with the other bright sparks. (Streaming and Prefects ended at the half-way mark with the new winds a blowin'.) Earnest capable student—we all compared grades and measured ourselves against one another. 
         At half-year in 1D the disregard over the Music fail, the blot on the copy-book, surprised. Wouldn't Stooge's migrant parents rant and rave at any kind of fail? An E was utterly repulsive surely under any circumstances, a black stain. Parents working hard like that and the son frittering away his opportunity.... 
         Miss Tierney and her music program were not worth the bother, according to Stooge in the corridor lining up against the lockers for the old witch's class. The responsible and ordinarily respectful thirteen year old could stand there and make an independent, considered judgment just like that. Where did that leave us impostors who somehow wriggled by the silly old bag?
         A Wog and little pretense otherwise. There were in fact a sizable number of Greeks in our year, boys and girls both. (Sub-groups again of Levantines.) Later some of these even used snatches of their home language among themselves. Stooge was the only "Bill" of any kind in school. (Vasily by some stretch William.) The others such as Emmanuel and Theo were irredeemable Dagoes . Oily and dark Despina and Mina on the other side of the ledger. Grease-balls, but with some strength in numbers. 
         In the last years of school Stooge took to Credence Clearwater Revival well in advance of anyone else; when everyone else was still on The Beetles and branching tentatively toward the Stones, The Who and Led Zeppelin. Soon the mane was grown out like John Fogarty—there was a certain resemblance. A guitar gifted by dad for the grades at Leaving Certificate and duty in the recently acquired Milk-bar. By Form 5 the music clusters required a response of some kind: Stooge's bold declaration for the retro Folk not any kind of stab in the dark.
         There was no football for Stooge at HSC. In his farewell game at the club the year before he had starred in the Back Pocket, named Best Player and winning a monetary award from one of our spectators. Ordinarily Stooge was never given a turn in the Ruck. After killing them in the Pocket that day he was surprised to get the call for the change. On the ball too that day there was no stopping Stooge, fella on fire; and a goal or two gotten through in his absence in defense.
         Who made the suggestion Bill was a poof in HSC? One of the leaders of the pack. Credence, no Levis, didn't drink, pansy guitar playing soft music. The dark shadow of suspicion was understandable. When the question was finally put outright one lunchtime the firmness in reply could not hide a disappointed blush at the former ally.
         — Yep, that's right. (Who could be bothered answering the likes of you?)
         Destined for a desk at the DPP later putting people behind bars without too many qualms.

Friday, May 9, 2014

School-boy Files 3 (Fish)




Lad turned into a Fish in the intermediate years of High School while no one was watching. Thin, negligible boy, king of the pool suddenly. Like the tennis court, the swimming-pool was an unknown during early years. There was in fact a tennis court partly visible behind a high screened fence at the corner Anglican Church down from the primary school. A pool was unimaginable. (Big Kum Miso later declared he would build a swimming-pool at the new place he was raising out in Bundoora. Unlikely claim unsurprisingly never fulfilled.) 
         Had there been a single excursion to a swimming pool during Primary? In High School swimming outings began toward the end of First Form and set off a hysterical reaction at home. Notes to the Sports Teacher, written by the young bank-teller who lived in the back bungalow with her newly-wed husband.  Oh Vera! My dear Vera!... The young new wife respectfully obliged her landlady. Dear Sir, Could you please excuse....   Sign here Auntie. 

         A year or two prior mother's father had thrown himself in his winter great-coat off a pier in front of the second eldest's house on the water's edge in the old country. (Detailed forty years later.) Howling when the red-blue fringed Par Avion landed in the post-box. It brought back other, earlier howling. This had to stop; no more. Stop it mother this instant! Sada! Odma! (Mimicking her own fierce insistence at whimpering.)

         Wayne had a State ranking in breast-stroke. Of all things; no joke. Remarkable luck for an average, mediocre boy. Completely unchallengeable. In Primary School Wayne stood somewhere in the third or fourth rung of harmless, inconsequential boys. No football ability, nor even cricket. Athletics zero. (Later in High School Wayne began to develop some accomplishment even there. Was it Hop-step-and-jump? Basketball became a forte—again, entirely unknown in Primary.) 
         Kind of Fish-watery eyes even in junior school. In order to overcome some childhood malady suggested by the doctor; bodily strengthening? Young Wayne was much in need. Wayne Finlayson. Fish.
         Twelve years of joint schooling; the first definite appearance at some indeterminate point in the second, higher level. Early days the name itself presented a problem. 
         “Way” was in order. But Nnn?... (Spelling the new language presented problems.) 
         Another irregular moniker. Wayne was the only one bearing named in junior years. 
         A father with a car was exceptional when most of the dads rode bicycles. Older father and mother. When the revelation, the delicate secret emerged, that one of the other boys, Bill Gledhill, was adopted—his parents not his real parents at all—a certain private suspicion fell on Wayne.
         Mother was a dreadful liability in her widow's weeds and mangled English; there was however no doubt about her authenticity. With the window of the car down Wayne's father’s avuncular smile beaming unparently soft indulgence. None of the kids’ parents smiled like that. Years later again when it emerged that Wayne lived in the same street as Viddy, opposite Vid's house, the news seemed incredible. There was absolutely no truck between the pair—as there could not have been between the outstanding school cricket star—accomplished footballer to boot—and such a one. A sook and unliked, Viddy was in a class of his own.
         Later again—there were many stages and developments in the unfolding—the last years of High School brought a mysterious attraction centred on Wayne by one of the teachers. A male intermediate Science teacher perfectly frank in his admiration.
         What was that all about Wayne?... A boy groomed under the noses of his unsuspecting parents, the school administrators and councilors? Even in the last year of High School the idea of poofters seemed highly doubtful to a Jock. Was that for real? The Flower-power hippies were upturning all the categories. A couple of years higher up in school Paul Perov was alarming his Russian émigré parents getting around dressed as a girl.


Thursday, May 8, 2014

Ramadan Prep.



Preparations for Ramadan are going up early this year. Over six weeks out some of the traders are already setting up in front of the Haig Road Market, and at the end of Geylang materials for the erection of the stalls are awaiting the work-crews. The third Ramadan up-coming, spectacular street theatre promised.
         Down in Jogja Lia April surprised in a message the other night telling of fasting already begun…. What was this so premature?
         “Yah coz every month every woman get menstruation, so i cant fasting n must membayar hutang before ramadan.”
         Some vocabulary and phrasing always best left in the original language, the recipient needing to do the work via Google Translate and the other resources.
         Pay the debt.
         In advance was the point. Proper religious consciousness. A very careful accounting and preparation. Whatever one may think of Islam, the strength and resolve obtained from the practice has been perfectly evident over thirty-five months now among these communities in the tropics.
         A day or two before the fasting sms Lia sent an uncharacteristic late-night Hallo. An early start at the hotel in Jogja proper usually meant hitting the pillow early. The heat was the problem in this case, with Merapi active the last few days, Lia explained. Lia's kampung sits at the mid-point between the city and the old Blower 20kms. out. There had been nothing in the local media.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Brothers in a Foreign Land


A routine little tale, though not for the eyes on the other side that will be reading.          

Three Bangladeshi young men on a bus. When they alighted they were asked their nationality. Indian or Bangla had been guessed. Sitting on the bench-seat immediately inside the entry door of one of the old hulking mammoths that still ply the trade in the more out of the way routes like Geylang. 

Foreign young lads of that age group could not ordinarily be sighted in the middle of the day on public transport. In the back of a lorry or on the construction sites, the road-works and tunnels; not among the leisure classes. 

In fact there were numerous foreign workers out and about on the streets and the buses that day. Labour Day in Singapore—counter-intuitively celebrated on this territory with a designated national holiday. 

Some of the construction sites had closed down—in order to give the managers, supervisors and technicians some well-earned rest, cynics jibed. 

Ordinarily the lads ought to have offered an older chap a seat, especially a white in a fine panama. They could be forgiven. 

Three thin, supple-bodied young men like peas in a pod: size, colouration and features. Barely worth a look. 

One had admired these lads for a good while now, their fine bearing, manner and politeness. The strong solidarity in their ranks most of all.

Barely worth a look. They got none for a few minutes. 

It took four or five minutes, three or four kilometres, before the cricket bat in the chap's hands at one end was noticed. 

An old willow, heavily taped and spun lightly in the usual way by a batter awaiting his turn at the crease. Uncommon sight on a bus in Australia; less still in Singapore. 

The lads would get down at Kallang MRT, where opposite the station in a wide field dark skinned players could be seen now and then on a Sunday improvising a game in the long grass. Elsewhere in Singapore there were proper fields and ovals for regulated contests; one or two schools had been noticed with nets. There were often dark skins predominating at these places too.

Passing along from the slow-turning bat one saw the pair of lads beside the door formed a closer duo, chatting, turned half-round to one another. There was some smiling. 

Nothing of any particular note first off. On the other end the chap with the bat was a little left out. Hence the twirling too perhaps.

After the cricket bat it took another two, three or four minutes; two or three kilometres, before the hands of the pair were noticed. The lad in the middle of the seat had in fact swivelled round and was leaning close toward his companion, with his left open hand covered by the other's reaching round. Both hands were loose, active and sliding slowly one against the other. Unusual caressing and fondling of hands. The sight recalled a baker at his dough, or some other kind of artisan nimble and adept. 

Lovers rarely patted and caressed hands in this particular fashion. The bottom hand of the Middle lay on the End's right thigh, his groin more or less. 

Card-shuffling was another visual reference. One had not seen quite the like of this before.

The middle lad had pointy, bird-like features; his companion more rounded. The first seeming a little more earnest in his attentions; the other casting downward, in listening pose, though in fact there seemed to be few words exchanged. 

The speech may have been particularly muted and delivered with a minimum of lip movement. 

For an observer it seemed the hands did all the talking. The impression of mime was strong; there was expressiveness in the gestures, more than any words could hope to convey. 

On the other end the bat continued its slow spin between the young man's legs while he watched with bowed head. As their stop approached, three or four compatriots came down from the upper level and milling at the exit door raised the man from his depths. 

The pair on the end was not finished. At some point the Middle had clasped his friend's bicep with his other hand in a close squeeze, just below the sleeve of the tee where there was room for his whole hand. Below the pair of hands continued gliding slowly in the loose clasp. 

After almost three years in these parts the sight was not so remarkable. The Chinese foreign workers lacked that kind of affectionate regard; their comradeship was demonstrated in other, less dramatic and captivating ways. The Indon girls on their free days walking arm-in-arm around Paya Lebar, approximate the warmth and closeness. One goes to Little India on a Sunday afternoon if one wants to see this particular brotherliness and love, as some of the locals here indeed do in a little reported form of internal tourism, wondrous for many.

 

 

 

NB. Two or three generations ago a Serb or Montenegrin would hail a compatriot in the outside world: Brate u tudjini—Brother in a foreign land.


Friday, May 2, 2014

Token


At the morning teh table Omar surprised with the abrupt question.
         — What's he doing in this photograph?... Finger waving over the open broad-sheet.
         — .... Ahmm. Gee. Lemme see....
         A half dozen Pollie pics of the usual wallpaper sort, reassuring smiles in the familiar politician bed-side manner. As ever and everywhere, blues predominated, neat hair-cuts, glasses, good dentistry. Three chappies and three gals—evens, stevens. Long horizontal across the middle of the page. Above were the big winners in the Cabinet re-shuffle, the two new boys from the so-called fourth generation, who had been promoted.
         A special Labour Day for new ministers, accompanying head-line. (A reminder that May Day in Singapore was honoured and marked indeed by a national holiday. Repeat: Singapore celebrates May One. The day of the toilers. Celebrates alongside some rather strange bed-fellows such as.... North Korea? Cuba?... The... The author will report back further.)
         — OK. What's this particular guy at the end there doing in the picture you ask?... Beats me Omar. Happy member of the team.  Solid citizen.... He's got a wife and two kids and eats in cheap Eateries (as the protocol prescribes when the pollies are featured in a media profile here).. .. He's earned some good Brownie points you'd guess. An up-and-comer.
         .... Page one led the story: Cabinet shuffle "to see S'pore through next phase".
         The fuller detail A8. Hardly worth the trouble. Who would devote ten minutes of precious life to reading such reports through? Since Omar's retirement the man had time on his hands. That morning he had read the entire newspaper, most of the advertising included, he quipped.
         The answer to the puzzle wasn't being volunteered.
         Half a dozen faces, with two more higher up. Listening to an ABBA concert would be more appealing than digging in here. A cover band even. Grass grow, paint dry, ice melt, what you will. Who gives a rat's?
         — They needed a Malay.
         Finally Omar.
         ….Needed a Malay?...
         The most sturdy, severe grand-dad mask fell over Omar's features like a roller-shutter on a gold trader in these parts.
         Explanation: In the story proper this particular Smiler had no actual part. None whatever. Take it on Omar's careful and thorough reading: no mention of Mr. Muhammad Faishal Ibrahim in anything to do with the re-shuffle that was the subject of this news-story. As the tag under the photographs suggested, while all the other moved this way and that along the parliamentary assembly line, this chap would remain Parliamentary Secretary for Health.... "driving MOH's healthy living initiatives." Hand-brake on Mr. Ibrahim at this stage of his ascent. Perhaps he could hope for better in the future. Not at present.
         The other five in the line-up with Mr. Ibrahim were Chinese, as were the two specially marked out above. In the frieze it was in fact difficult to tell at a glance that Mr. Ibrahim was different. A Malay. The man fitted in well. 
         For the reader unaware, all the media in S'pore is owned by the single entity, Media Corp—print, television and radio. Neatly arranged: single party; single media. 
         When you want some garnish, throw in a Malay. The picture was worth a thousand words. Who reads text anyway?
         An outsider was hard-pressed in many regards.