Monday, July 30, 2018

Leaves from the Trees


Lad at Sarbat Asli in the afternoon sat at the shorter bench washing the dishes. The sink was on the other side; the lad sat opposite at the untiled bench covered with plastic sheeting beside a small tub full of his thin dishes of green—ribbed banana leaves. One had wondered over the years at these places was it a new leaf every time, hygiene and all that. There were still banana leaves at KV in Sing. Were they really OK in the Republic with the authorities obsessed as they were to the point of derangement cleaning and re-using leaves? The health inspectors, municipal authorities, environmental police letting this pass? In Singapore? 
         Such washing-up had not been seen anywhere before, Malaysia and Indonesia included. 
         At Sarbat Asli they might have taken turns each afternoon after the lunch hour rush. Fairness and principle. The boss here diced the ginger with his workers after all.
         In the evening Nilla for a change, where the lad at the appam counter pulled a kind of swifty, the boys at the Footy club might have said back in the day.
         Six burners in a row on the stainless top, two pair of three. The cheap dessert was popular: thin, exceedingly thin wafer base, coconut milk and brown sugar spooned on the side. Couple minutes done. Delighted the punters. Chock-full of tradition. The saints when they visited partook these treats. Ads in India showed beefy older chaps licking their chops and winking at the camera. 
         Lad manning had some job nevertheless, not unlike a modern percussionist in an orchestra leaping across the stage to reach the various instruments in proper time. 
         Pans remained on burners the while, only covered when the flame beneath was shooting. When the five or six were going at once the percussionist played his clattering lids with some deftness—lifting for a brief look and dropped quick smart. (Wafer thin; easy to stick.) 
         Now, how might the fellow light the burner for each new order?
         There were no buttons or switches here. No electronic gun.
         You think a ciggie lighter in the back pocket fished out with sticky fingers? Reach for a matchbox on a ledge or call for assistance?
         No, no and thrice times no.
         If you must know, beneath one of his banana leaves the man keeps his saviour: a long, perhaps eight or nine inch length white twisted taper. Some kind of cloth or twine it looked. Close on ten inches. Lighting transfers the flame as needed. 
         Mission accomplished, back it goes between the leaves and a little squeeze, a little pressure administered. Tamping down on the lit end. It could wait there for the next order
         Regular relief at that station it appeared, a load needing to be shared. Some of the other tasks around the place were much less taxing.
         As in every Tamil eatery frequented here over these six and one half years, a pleasure to be part of the furniture at Nilla. Combination of the lovely lads over the floor, great nutritious tucker, cost that can’t be beat— RM3.20; $AU1.20—and diners of a certain fine, easy temper unlike any Western establishment. This, mind, even within the quite unappealing, echoing Nilla halls with the aluminum chairs, fluro lighting, floor-to-ceiling tiling and no prospect on the street and the temple across the way sunken like that beneath the pavement.

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Oasis (Johor Bahru)


The memory was a much longer foot-slog, half hour or more. In fact fifteen minutes did it comfortably and the drop well worth the march under the hot sun. Big Tuan Besar Ali emerged from out back in his black trousers and white shirt today. (At the first introduction the man had worn a beautifully laundered white dhoti with black and gold inlay.) First up over to the mirror by the drinks counter combing back his fine salt and pepper quoif, watched by the lad brewing and smiles exchanged. A small 4-door Proton Elite it might have been in the car park, taking food out to an elderly neighbour perhaps with his wife of a similar age on the Friday. Such a joy sitting in the midst of the smooth, warm rhythms of the staff, foreign and local, from one end of the shed to the other. One felt immediately drawn to the big old guy for having enabled such an establishment. Thirty years ago Mr. A. had added the last improvements here: tiling over the wash-up sink and long bench opposite where the man had first been encountered a couple of years before dicing ginger from twenty litre tubs; a couple of additional fans in the gaps overhead and some of the plastic sheeting and blinds renewed. Let the youngsters make their improvements later, a comparable paterfamilias in Montenegro would say. Cash was not king here, nor Birkin bags or jewelry from Swiss houses of couture. There was no Bersih Zon sticker visible, but little doubt where the vote had gone here in the last election. Dicing the onions, boy in the corner smiling through his tears when a regular entered and took a seat near-by. Supreme cap would make no never mind: this lad was planted right—he would be able to negotiate the path of thorns. (So-and-So was nakrivo sadjen, planted crooked, the Serbs say.) And how the lad performed his task so deftly, bringing off the thin skin with lightest blade-work. They would sharpen their kitchen utensils regularly here. Kampung Italiano, satu, the drinks lad calls out to the Indo cook in back. One village nasi, Boyo—faulty grammar for the case of the femme. The latter’s consulate was a hundred metres away up off the road, built around the time Pak Ali was establishing himself and in remarkable state of disrepair.

NB. In fact the Bersih – clean stickers are municipal notices and not as assumed of the political group in the new governing coalition in Malaysia.

Warung Teh Sarbat Asli, Native Sherbet Teahouse at the head of Jl. Tun Abdul Razak, named after the second PM shamed by his son the recently deposed sixth Man of Steal.

Friday, July 27, 2018

Cursed Coin


Pretty bland. Egg bryani was rice with a boiled egg on the side. Three veg. small serve @ RM3 ea. kept the intake low. The waiter who served the food seemed to understand removing the egg was to save it, not let it go to waste. When he came up for the operation he brought a small stainless dish like surgeons use in theatre, delicately cupping with a spoon out it went. When the original waiter came by later quizzical looks, a wordless question, eventually articulated properly when he showed the size of the missing article with thumb and forefinger. Presumably he had placed it on the platter himself. Yeah, well. Thought it would be poached or fried on top, not like that…. Ah. OK. You want more rice? (In order to make up the calorie shortfall chap meant.) Nah. Sweet. All good. Not more rice. Earlier Western kool cafe August at the top end of Tan Hiok Nee had been tried for its broccoli salad minus the salmon, reconnoitred couple days before. Too busy in the downstairs area along the bench seat. The former place opposite the teahouse at the other end of Tan Hiok turned out had changed hands recently and now did nothing but meat—duck, pork, chicken, chicken, chicken. Footslog down the other end of Jalan Trus to the Indian up opposite the fertility clinic. Whilst waiting for the bryani to be delivered another young lad with markings on his forehead was caught making eyes at a little girl on the end of the table at the rear. There had not been sufficient savings as yet for him to marry the girl back in the village. One day by god’s grace he would have his own little daughter loving her daddy more than anyone else in the world. Finest array of lads as usual at these places, all young here, the eldest manning the till, familiar from a couple of years ago, was only in his mid-thirties. Lad taking the initial order looked familiar too: he would be the one chosen for a little inquisition. The itch had come on. Could he ID then this Tamil movie star in the sticker bought the previous evening at the nightmarket? HERO TAMIL. APA MACAM? the tags. (Google had “like what” for the latter.) Good looking mid-aged dude in sunnies with a practiced fan portrait smile. Four stickers for RM10 from the nice young Malay graphic artist trading in Tan Hiok most nights. A second for the front of the same journal that the lad had obliged in sticking properly himself read CASH IS NOT KING. Yeah, sure. Waiter knew the actor. Of course. Wasn’t he a Tamil too!... In film he was OK that guy, not bad. But in life he was bad. In politics. Take wrong way, explained the young critic. And the cash insight was perfectly intelligible too. Well understood. Only a good devout Tamil boy knew it could never be ultimate king. How could it? The local context here with the former PM, Man of Steal, Malaysian Official 1, who had billions routed through his private bank accounts, could not be understood by a lad out here only a year. (Not the two or three years that had been thought. He was a newcomer.) Ahma resto, but not spelt in pinyin—AMMA a tee later revealed.

Sunday, July 22, 2018

Uppers & Boosters


Nearing lunchtime rain once again. There may have been some overnight, though it had not been enough to wake on this occasion. Three or four consecutive nights previously it had rained, and on a couple of these occasions the pour had been strong enough to wake. A day or two before leaving Singapore someone there had reported the forecast for the remainder of the month had been hot and dry weather. Looking out the hotel window from the other side of the Causeway one could not help chuckling at the daily disproof one day after another. On the streets here this morning mixed messages whether it was indeed the start of the working week, or the weekend still. Day-trippers from the South with their shopping packs were certainly plentiful passing the breakfast table at Muthu. Walking back to the hotel a large crowd at the upper end of Wong Ah Fook near the Servo needed to be investigated. Turned out a great crush at a remittance office, with possibly even a hundred young Indian and Bangla men waiting to send their hard earned back home. The construction and industrial sectors at least were running the conventional Western working week. (A couple of years ago the local Sultan in Johor had instituted the Muslim week of Sunday to Thursday.) Here foreign labour might perhaps receive one day off a week, unlike the more usual month down in Singapore. And rather intriguing the news of the hacking of the Health records down in the Republic, where the PM, a two-time cancer survivor, was particularly targeted it appears. Having been groomed for his post from earliest years, the man was a competent, professional performer, managing all the meet-and-greet and the rest with aplomb, at least judging from newspaper pictures and the occasional sound or vision. What added medications might be involved for stabilizers, uppers and boosters was the question. It could hardly prove a surprise for anyone in such a position. President Trump might be able to devour limelight and ceaseless attention and come back asking for more; others would find the role more of a strain. Whether details would emerge over coming days remained to be seen, and if as suspected state actors were involved, possibly unlikely

Thursday, July 19, 2018

Greek Salad in the New Malaysia


Catching the Sec. photo brought up on the screen by the lad at Imigrasi gave a shock. Getting a fright looking in the mirror, as the former beauty Bab used to remark in latter years. Ghastly. Must have been the fluro.
         Smiling young chap was doing much better than average with the routine employment. It was not always the case even among the Malays. Bright humanity retained in that uniform confronted by the passing parade.
         This lad smiled at the mention of Malaysia Baru—the New Malaysia.
         Hearing the further expression of pleasure that the foreigner had gotten from the circumstance prompted the chap to ask somewhat quizzically, — What, you too?...
         A white foreigner taking such an interest in the welfare of another country?...
         But then maybe the young chap knew of the role played by the Sarawak Report lady, the Swiss and American investigators.
         Behind the desk at Meldrum Hotel a short walk away the old uncle was willing to meet you half-way, nodding and smiling.
         —….But then, you know. Many Malays still voted for him.
         At seventy-eight the Chinaman had seen enough to remain cautious, especially through the honeymoon period.
         One really did need to hand it to the Man of Steal too, the Bugis warrior, MO1: firmest bare-faced denial and first rate poor-pitiful-me-set-upon-like-this-when-I-am-trying-to-pay-my-daughter’s-medical-expenses.... Even with a night spent in the lock-up good confidence he could escape scot free. A RM2.4 mil. prize-fighter lawyer might have something to do with it.
         Some little unfinished business from the last visit here needed attention....
         Could the Warna altar trader in Jalan Trus really and truly be a Muslim? An Indian Muslim openly trading devotional paraphernalia to the kaffirs who worshipped the cow and dabbed their foreheads with dung?... Yick’s Sec. Guard had said as much on the last visit, hadn’t he?
         In fact, no. That would have been something extraordinary. Man was a Catholic. “Ceylonese,” said the Yick when he was found out front of the store. Father had been a well-known pastor. (A Catholic lay preacher perhaps in the Tropics, back in the day.)
         All that elaborate, extended ritual opening up shop every morning—the candles, incense, bell up and down the length and breadth—was purely in order to keep faith with the customers?... There was a factory a few kilometres out of town and another back in “Ceylon,” according to the Yick man.
         Garlic nan the second night had to be Medina opposite the hotel for the superior fare, a thinner, crustier article served with diced raw onion and a tomato-chilli sambal. The last couple of years at least that had been the offering when the Lahorean had manned the oven at Medina. Even once that man had left, his replacement, the younger Marathi, had kept the faith for a time. Something had gotten into the lad since. Now there was hardly anything to separate the Reaz and Medina serving.
         For some reason it had taken over six and one half years in these parts to place an order for a simple favourite treat. Eating by and large—almost exclusively in fact—at the Muslim road-side eateries had perhaps curbed the impulse. Even at the Chinese or Indian eatery of this type any special order was difficult to voice. Everything was chop-chop; items on the placard, See there. Nobody could give a toss for some odd ball order. If you wanted Euro exotica, well, maybe try Clarke Quay or Katong.
         In truth, the venture had never been trialed previously.
         This was a right fine lad the Marathi. A warm handshake had been made on the re-acquaintance the day before. The impulse had bitten. That nan serving was going to be thin again tonight. Give it a go then, Joe.
         — Tomato, have?
         What, juice?... (Commonly. At Medina only a minor surprise. Possibly squeezed on the spot.)
         — No. No. Fresh. A fist shown. Diced. Chop-chop shown.
         Seemed not a trouble.
         And bawang. Diced too. Onion.
         That was a cinch.
         Here it was coming before even one quarter of the roti had been consumed. Good show. With a little chilli added off the lad’s own bat.
         On a coffee saucer was the only thing. It had not been a large tommie; and a shallot rather than the other.
         Was there some shadowed disappointment despite best effort?
         — Lemon? the chap offered cordially as he turned to go.
         That was a good idea. A wild guess from this man.
         As always happened and one always forgot, lime was the tropical lemon. Size of a marble that we boys rolled at school, top sliced for convenience.
         Before the hospitality was given up, — Salt? perchance.
         Chap had watched some of the recent TV shows from abroad.
         The day before a remark had been passed on his thinness. Had he dropped 2 - 3 kgs?
         No. No. He was fine just like that, all as usual.
         Perfectly true too.


Saturday, July 14, 2018

Youth Park


Without exaggeration, this was the first example of obscene graffito in six and one half years here. Was it the first graffiti sighted anywhere on the island? Fair chance. There might be a whiteboard over in Youth Park that was dedicated for the purpose and wiped clean nightly by the work crews. Spelling all A OK in this instance, though perhaps the joining of the last two consonants might be questionable. (The roundness of the “c” was terminated by the vertical of the “k” — hurried hand perhaps and anxious.) Blue marker, front row middle table on the transplanted Mr Teh Tarik beneath the market. Batam lasses sat in the rows behind there waiting for work opportunities and sometimes cruising. A frustrated Malay unable to step up to the plate? Certainly betraying frustration from some direction. 
         They must have constructed Youth Parks of this form here in the early-mid-term Eastern Bloc. Years now going by on the bus to Kinokuniya the sight had pricked the eyes. There might have been two separate occasions when youth of some description were found there behind the wire. Possibly cooler evenings drew some, though one did wonder. Basketball hoops, blocks for skaters, a red double-decker bus — the ESCAPE segment adjacent was incorporated. 






Friday, July 13, 2018

Ceaseless Innovation


“Duo wins $10k for design to boost wellness in malls
The winning entry “wanted to create a space where interactions could happen within a public space, and to bring a fun or memorable moment in the day.”
Creating “moments of delight” can break monotony and improve emotional wellness.... (MDF pods fitted with wireless charging & sensor lighting.)
Another entrant sought to make malls more family-friendly with spaces for parents and children to rest. (Fabric cushions.)
One more innovation was a punching bag which when it was hit issued a positive quote from an attached printer.” (Conceived as a stress reliever.)
All sounds like poorly conceived lighthearted playfulness doesn’t it? A gambol.

NB. Straits Times "Home" section, p. B9. 14 July. (On which day the local PM was among the dignitaries over in Paris celebrating Bastille Day no less.)

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Swept Away


It is a mistake to observe one’s shadow too closely, certainly to fixate on it. One could find oneself unaccountably alarmed. Fears leapt out from shadows for fretful types; of course the proverb too had not arisen out of thin air. It easily happened. It was a mistake also to observe the night Sweeps a few days ago after having followed the shadow up from the Guillemard bus-stop and over the bridge. Daylight hours it was bad enough watching the Sweeps at their work. That morning at the Wadi table the Sweep had passed by hot-footing up toward the Changi corner, flushed of face and almost panicking it appeared. A Mainlander with rake and pan under arm, plastic bag in hand in his yellow colours. A mean supervisor possibly the concern; perhaps he was late for the pick-up truck. 10pm on Guillemard corner four or five Mainlanders they may have been raking under the low hanging branches of trees, across the grass and path. One was shoveling along the drainage canal that had him standing up a couple of feet as if out of a grave. Only dim lights on that corner and across the park, the pick-up truck that usually waited at the traffic lights with the lucky driver slumped at the wheel with the aircon blowing through the windows was absent. Most of the passersby would wince a little coming upon that spectacle. In middle years of high school when Mother saw the football mania taking root she had warned of that particular fate waiting if school continued neglected so badly. A village woman who had never known Sweeps. In the new country she must have made the acquaintance and been equally appalled. Across the street Mr. Vic worked on the roads in the gangs laying asphalt across the Western side of town, which was one rung above sweeping. From the German camps to the roads in Australia was not so very bad, but bad enough. We had pitied Mr. Vic all together without anyone breathing a word out loud.

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

The Pit


Young Indian dad at the Diggersite kiddie play corner pink UNREAL tee on his phone while his child played in the pale sand. Opposite a Chinese husband and wife in front of their children, quietly sitting, patiently, the chap casting a furtive look at his counterpart on the other side as if at a worrisome reflection. In the passage by the escalators at Level 3 another dad mounted on a bent blue polar bear or elephant it may have been with little girl in front and a musical happy, happy track for good measure playing on their ride. Between the ears of the beast flashing red and green console, the steering wheel somehow hidden. In the narrow space the pair could not be rounded and needed to be followed slowly in procession. Unaccompanied older kids are given the entire back half of the third floor for their circuit in the yellow truck—out round the elevators, up and down the passage either side and swing back behind. There was no stage event on Ground today, no concert or talent quest. Occasionally closely supervised rock climbing walls are erected in that space; once or twice a month smooth and costumed US or UK Emcees compering special events. Even in the condos the heat posed the problem what possibly to do with the kids? The safest urban environment on the planet availed not a jot at 96% humidity. The common resort of parents from another time and certainly place, Go play outside, impossible here. If you tell Singaporeans that ecologically speaking their city-state was never meant to be; that it had been madness to sink all this concrete, steel and glass slap bang on the equator; that all the technology, automation and innovation would not alter hard truths that had been well and truly beyond the ken of the celebrated local helmsman who back in the day thought aircon was the pinnacle of human invention—try a respectful whisper and watch out for your neck. No one was really to blame. And Sing was not on its Pat Malone in the matter. But really. At such a locale. Of course Dubai and the others who had followed the lead. Was there any stopping the juggernaut before the wheels came off entirely? And by golly the psychic consequences, all that follows from the malls, the enforced grid, the chokehold regimen. Catastrophe in action, the critics surveying the contemporary urban scene elsewhere have termed it.


 NB. The annual averages for relative humidity in Singapore range throughout the day from a maximum of 96 percent to a minimum of 64 percent. Humidity levels are fairly steady in Singapore, year round.

Monday, July 9, 2018

Islamic Studies - East Asian Hemisphere: Introduction

A couple of Australian publishers are currently being sent a segment of a MS titled “Islamic Studies - East Asian Hemisphere,” which gathers writings that have appeared on this blog over 6½ + years in the Tropics.
Here is the Introduction to that text.




The acquaintance had begun with men from the Horn of Africa initially, Eritreans, Somali, Sudanese, Ethiopians. A pair of Eritrean brothers, Faisal and Fausi, ran the cafe that served tea and coffee and little else. Later there was enough interest in ful to encourage Fausi to cook up a pot after fajr, the dawn prayer.
         An accidental acquaintance. Cafe d’Afrique had been patronized once or twice while the founding owner, an Ethiopian woman, was still running it. The serious attraction began to develop, however, only a couple of years afterward with Faisal’s manner and welcome behind the coffee machine.
         A negative was the absence of women. Who wanted to patronize a cafe where women were excluded? During the early phase with the two Fs—an older and young brother were also F-named—a young Eritrean Christian girl worked behind the counter. Taking an outdoor table and watching the women of that East African community pass up and down the street, some part of the absence was overcome.
         In their behaviours, their sturdy manners, poise and containment, these political refugees and survivors of their various wars and conflicts brought back ghostly images from the past. To begin with, mostly the parallels were unconscious. Like Montenegro, Eritrea had endured a period of Italian occupation. Faisal and Fausi’s Grandfather, like Baba’s father, had been dragooned to fight under the banner of the occupier. (In Granddad Rade’s case the Austro-Hungarian; though the longer-term Venetian influence was much stronger.)
         There was a measured grace and delicacy in these d’Afrique men, across all the different groups and cultures. Indeed there was a kind of Yugoslavia on display at those tables with Muslims and Christians sitting over drinks together and quietly talking, sometimes laughing. In the case of the Eritrean and Ethiopian Christians the Eastern Orthodox Rite was practiced. Through the period of early discovery surprises followed one after another. When the acquaintance with the Sudanese animists developed parallels there too were uncovered. (In our Montenegrin hills the priest only visited on the high marks of the calendar; for the rest of the time the community was left to its own devices.)
         Post-war in the back blocks of the Western suburbs of Melbourne among our community there was never a sign of the “Turks;” the Muslims. In the early years even Bosnian Serbs were rare, and therefore their particular antagonists remained unheralded. For some reason there were plentiful Herzegovinians, Serbs and Croats of course and us Montenegrins. As landlords of three and four properties we were minor notables in the area, all the more so with Uncle Jovo’s standing as a former gendarme commander.
         Many of the men and their wives had come from refugee or Displaced Persons camps in Italy, Austria, Germany and Poland. A number of German wives were learning our language and religion, some more successfully than others. There was a Serbian gypsy a few streets off, Chika Ostoja Cigo, Uncle Ostoja the Gypsy, visiting on one remarkable occasion when he sat at the kitchen table like on a rocking-chair, or ship at sea.
         Croats might worship slightly differently to us; that was their prerogative, Bab granted. There was only one god after all. (If there was one, she would add once or twice in latter years through the course of some particular matter.) A Turk and his god might have been a challenge to her cosmology. Certainly there was never one to be seen of that faith anywhere near our neighbourhood, or word of any in the vicinity. (At the railway station at Sarajevo on her way out of the country Bab finally laid eyes on a Turk from the annals, a richly swathed man sitting with his bula beside him in her wraps.)
         The Turks were a kind of phantasm. In the talk at the kitchen table with old Montenegrins they would be raised up and assume some dubious kind of substance difficult to judge.
         Turci. Turcin.
         Ghostly dread and abhorrence evoked that seemed largely fanciful, mythic, taken from the land of poetry and fable. Any Montenegrin worth his salt could quote from the famous poet of resistance, Petar Petrovic Njegos, honoured by Goethe it later emerged.
         Bab herself was incapable of hatred. Anger, storms of indignation, strong-minded feeling; not hatred. When venom and hatred did flash for the Turk it came from the other Montenegrins, those from the interior who had inherited their bitterness in earliest years, and more especially from the earlier generation of parents and grandparents. Bab well understood the passion and could rise to meet it.
         In the vast majority of cases of course these so-called Turks in Yugoslavia were in reality our own who had converted.
         Poturice.
         It was your own who could become your worst enemy.
         On her return to her homeland after thirty-six years Bab once entertained the driver and passengers on a local bus plying the coastal route. There were no buses when she had left the country in the mid-50s; after the Partizans assumed control post-war military lorries would stop for footslogging comrades. Aboard the bus some kind of exchange had started and Bab had been asked where she was from. Ready for most questions, Bab’s answer came like a shot with the common declaration of an earlier age: “There where no Turkish foot has ever set.”
         An impolitic assertion late-term Yugoslavia—the Second Yugoslavia, as the Communist period was termed in order to distinguish it from the Royalist, when Uncle Jovo had done his gendarming; forgivable however for a returnee in her mid-seventies. (In Italy Uncle had forsworn a return to the country while the Commies ruled and his younger brother could not abandon him. With the decision the wives being abandoned, reunions finally ensuing only twelve and fourteen years later respectively.)
         In one of the local history books there was a suggestion that a “Turkish” warlord of some description had passed through Village Uble, perhaps even settling for a time. Certainly he left no impression; there had been nothing to keep him in those wilds of course. In the mind of the village such an event had never taken place at all. Over at the new capital Titograd/Podgorica it was a different story; in the other valleys the same. Above Boka Kotorska rose the great totem Lovcen, behind which sat the old capital of Cetinje, ruling a territory that had always been independent. In the old historical cartography the encroachment of the Ottoman Empire in the Balkans, where they had ruled five and six hundred years, excluded the tiny, proud state of Crna Gora, Montenegro.
         In teen years Bab had accepted a real Turk, Sami from Anatolian Turkey, as tenant in one of the houses down the street, where he remained with wife and child a number of years. When a Montenegrin took up residence after him the man joked he should fumigate the place first.
         Mother had been a beauty in younger years, one who had drawn a deal of attention. From mid-teens she had needed to negotiate a tricky path. One unofficial engagement was abruptly broken off; on another side seemly favour switched suddenly to outright rejection and hurt pride resulting when better prospects opened. Among the rest of the admirers there had been one proto-typical Turk, Hasan the gendarme. Ordinarily a reasonable catch a gendarme: nice suit of clothes, saved from tilling the fields and shepherding and pension in prospect. But in the case of a Turk, god forbid. Hasan had no chance.
         Maternal Baba Ruza had settled as a young girl with her family just over the border in Herzegovina. The family of seven or eight had fled adjoining Bosnia during one of the late 19th century uprisings. In our village over the other side of the porous hill border lore had it the people had fled before the Turks proper after the battle of Kosovo, a couple of generations before the fall of Vizantium.
         The project of accommodation between the groups of the South Slavs, the Yugoslavs, only got properly started with the founding of the new country in mother’s childhood, a federation she would outlive by more than a dozen years.
         On the South-East Asian equator, in Singapore initially and then Malaysia (if not Indonesia), there were a good many Turks to be seen among the Malays, figures from the sketches in history books that included chapters on “the Sick Man of Europe.” Animated, living figures there suggested possible versions of Hasan the gendarme up in the hills of Montenegro in the ‘30s attempting to make out with a young Montenegrin pretty.
         The Malays, dubbed Nature’s gentlemen by the English adventurer Stamford Raffles, were famously friendly and welcoming. After the earlier introduction one was partly prepared for the encounter. Dark, worn, craggy faces of granddads and grandmas at the market, the eatery tables and the streets quickly brightened with smiles and acknowledgement. At the outdoor eateries perfect strangers could not sit at table before a plate without offering a portion.
         The scarves and the manner of the girls and women wearing them spun the brain further still. Through childhood and into youth Bab, Auntie Anka and the other women of their generation had worn our Eastern version that covered only the hair. (On one of the early visits to Montenegro Aunt Andje showed what she rightly ought not—the combing out and braiding that was wound around the head beneath the scarf.)
         As the largest portion of the almost seven years had been spent in Singapore, where the imposition of the colonial language had been government policy since independence—add in laziness—only a smattering of Bahasa was learned. Among the numerous surprises was some shared vocabulary too—the Ottomans had carried Arabic and Persian into the Balkans, as well as their own language.
         The Muslim world on the S-E Asian Equator offered much refreshment. (The Hindu and Buddhist likewise, though that is another story.) The correspondences with the buried past was important, but equally the resistance with which Islam met the excesses of globalism and modernity. Living in a community where five times daily the call to prayer sounded (or was scheduled in the case of Singapore, where amplification was forbidden) reminded of another order. Perhaps only a minority actually lowered themselves to the floor and their foreheads to the mats five times daily, but that example loomed large. The month-long Ramadan fast was another protest against consumption, indulgence and heedless routine. Television was abandoned in many households during Ramadan, both during fasting hours and otherwise.
         The relaxed compartmentalization of other faiths could not compare. If there were evils in modernity, consumerism and blind faith in technological advance that needed to be confronted, only earnest and serious measures availed.
         The original Asian Tiger, the Little Red Dot hotspot of Singapore offered the most startling contradictions and exemplifications. Singapore was the earliest social laboratory of its kind. The history written by its boosters had the city-state putting Deng Zhao Ping to school and the SEZs of Shenzhen and the rest following thereafter. The sheiks in Dubai had learned from the model. PM Modi in India was a great enthusiast; a new regional capital was currently being built from scratch in Andra Pradesh by Singaporean know-how. The Australian PM had awarded honours to the Republic for its accomplishments in urban planning.
         Even within government ranks there was some understanding that serious costs were involved. Gotong royong, the old community spirit, had got itself lost. Community hubs and nodes were being created, more pavement trees planted, assistance provided for those unable to get a foothold on the meritocratic ladder. Could the egg be unscrambled?
         The corporate capture was so complete in Singapore, the innocent acceptance of branding all-pervasive; government sloganeering went hand-and-hand with it.
         At the very least Islam acted as a circuit breaker; in this region taking a moderate form. Radical Islam had not penetrated the fortress city-state at least; even in Indonesia and Malaysia it was being contained.
         Inevitably there was disappointment when friends saw that despite the camaraderie and shared perspectives the hoped for conversion was lagging. A former Chinese Singaporean girlfriend had by some fluke chosen a hotel in Geylang Serai, the Muslim quarter, for a stop-over either side of the last Montenegrin trip. Over the almost seven years we sat for our tehs at Mr. Teh Tarik and its successor Al Wadi, spitting distance from Darul Arqam, the Converts’ Association on the other side of Onan Road. Many Westerners were converting behind those walls, a fair proportion men wanting to marry local Malay girls.
         It was a simple, straightforward matter, one was told occasionally, the mere acknowledgement of a greater force or being sufficient. (In Islam proselytizing was proscribed.) Some assumed conversion was taking place, if not actually accomplished. One of the old uncles at the Wadi tables had ventured to suggest a fitting name for a scholar-type: Ramadan.
         An older Japanese writer and traveler met at the National Library of Singapore had made the observation that he could no longer abide a secular society. Soviet Afghanistan, Malaysia, Singapore, Cambodia and latterly Philippines provided something for the Zen man from Hokkaido that no Western country could offer. It was a paradox for the non-believer.



NB. During his term as Foreign Minister, it was Gareth Evans who devised the new geographic entity of the East Asian Hemisphere.
NB2. Of the almost seven years living in the region about 12 months was spent in various cities across Peninsular Malaysia (Penang added), similar term in Java (mainly Central and Jakarta & Bandung) and the balance Singapore.

Saturday, July 7, 2018

Nature Regardless


Which big cat’s pee smells like buttered popcorn?... Friday after lunch coming from beneath the trees in the little park opposite smacked between the eyes. Having the said cat leap out from behind there onto the footpath could not have unbalanced any more. Panda Magazine was it? Another further curly question too followed below. Inuka the resident polar bear here had passed away some months back, at an advanced age. It may have been a world record for a polar bear in captivity, and certainly one in the Tropics. Steamy Singapore athwart the equator, the aircon off the dial all those bear years, icy-poles by the bucket load laid on. The naming had followed a contest run by one of the newspapers, or the department of conservation and environment it might have been. “Inuka” in a tight race. Much sadness at the passing, missed by the author who had been in Yogyakarta at the time, where the Jak Post had carried the news. Was there another, a replacement in the pipeline currently? No doubt there had been much expertise attained over the journey. The curious teaser at a Bras Basah bus stop, imprinted over a Chinese panda on its back luxuriating in leafy hollow couldn’t be happier. From memory there were reports of some kind of medical intervention, injections or the like administered in order to maintain the colour shade around the eyes of the pandas here. Bleaching in the sun you could understand, despite the best laid plans, the fans and aircon. Large billboard, WWF tag. None of the other commuters seemed to be giving a second look. It was hot after so many days of this brilliant unseasonable cool. (Mid-year was ordinarily peak heat and humidity.) On a less exotic, more mundane level, the local politico PR department here was likely ticking-off the PM’s wife after a recent soc. media like posted by the woman. A report of Rosmah Mansor’s feisty behaviour outside the court where her husband, the former Malaysian  PM MO1 (carrying the moniker Man of Steal) was being arraigned, had caught the notice of the First Lady here. The two wives were good friends it seems, just like their two hubbie princelings who went way back to childhood and beyond. There had been closest co-operation a great many years. A not inconsiderable amount of the loot stolen up in KL had been funneled through the neighbouring isle’s banks. Following the revelations of The Sarawak Report and WSJ the local regulators suddenly onto the case. Admiration for Rosmah’s standing by her man will need to be kept close to the chest, under the hat, well outta sight and hearing. Impolitic. Circumspection Madam Ho, please. 

NB. The local lady happens also to be the Chief Executive Officer of Temasek Holdings, the Sing’ State wealth fund. Some consternation at that appointment at the timethe PM’s wife the person best qualified? &etc.

Monday, July 2, 2018

Titillating Green


Green-cred you think can’t be sexy and scrupulously principled at the same time? 
Try telling that to the urban planners in SG, where they have just tackled a clean-up of a formerly heavily polluted wastewater pond in their Tianjin Eco-City development in China. (For clean does anyone have a better record?) 
A few days ago a big spread in the Straits Times: the plan, stages, development, obstacles & challenges overcome; projections & targets. 
The first 2-3 years residents and investors were slow on the uptake; danger of another brand new ghost-city. Then, marked improvement. Good numbers flocking for the clean air, greenery and amenities. 
The second major phase now was “focusing on the development of a glitzy-but-green...CBD...in the heart of the 30sq.km township.” 
More: “An iconic skyline” planned. 
The waterfront city centre would be “framed by a light-rail station, the Sino-Singapore Friendship Library, new parks....” 
DG of the Eco-City Admin. Cmtte. assured: “The ecological environment is beautiful, and the development potential is unlimited....”

                                                                                                 Straits Times, 2 July 2018, p. A6