The language laboratory here on the equator.
Australian writer of Montenegrin descent en route to a polyglot European port at the head of the Adriatic mid-2011 shipwrecks instead on the SE Asian Equator. 12, 36, 48…80, 90++ months passage out awaited. Scribble all the while. By some process stranger than fiction, a role as an interpreter of Islam develops; Buddhism & even Hinduism. (Long story.)
Monday, January 29, 2018
Keyhole on Singaporean Schooling
The language laboratory here on the equator.
Saturday, January 27, 2018
In the Flesh (Mar25)
Thursday, January 25, 2018
Pharma For Real Bedroom Drama (Feb25)
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
Faithful Retainer
NB. The honourific delivered by a pal one evening must needs be a joke, you thought initially. Dato had run a couple of food stalls at the Haig over the years and 1,2,3 others elsewhere somewhere. A property in a gated community in Johor purchased for cash some years before the ringgit crash; then something—roundabout the tune of RM1.5mil—sunk into 1MDB. But don’t worry, be happy, the mantra Dato continued to maintain. Roy to his mat salleh friends.
Tuesday, January 23, 2018
Teeming (Feb25)
Sunday, January 21, 2018
The Royals
Still surprising to have these large bovine heads and heavy jowls, these figures in their songkoks from the newsreels, the old papers and postage stamps, showing such bright smiles and lifting the hand for greeting. No memory at all of the old chap by the pillar here this morning where the old dapper nose-picking uncle sits weekends. (After she spotted his habit at encounters Beechoo always attempted to avoid this man’s handshakes.) Forbidding old Yugoslavs in childhood were the same, their frightful, daunting horse heads breaking unexpectedly radiant after sly witticisms and mystifying—nay, highly alarming—playfulness. In his house around the corner in the Avenue Chika Dakic with his German wife from his time in the camps and four or five children suggesting your willy needed trimming, he would get the scissors, just a tick. Chika Zero in Kernot Street, the Dalmatian Catholic royalist from the time of the first Yugoslavia, kept colourful caged canaries and parrots in the garage that he favoured you with display. A former lad it would later emerge, trapped in the union with Teta Andrica after she gave birth to son Jovan; close friend of father Lazar. There had never been any sign of affection between father and son, yet for his former friend’s orphan boy always a ray of sunshine from Chika Z. (Years later Zero Mostel demonstrated there was no liability whatever with such a moniker.) This old kampung paterfamilias fitted within the same continuum, no doubt a firm supporter himself of the Sultan in his parts.
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
Fred & Don (Royalty) - Feb25 updated
A famous car enthusiast who has everything can be gifted what exactly to add to his collection? Not easy. The man in question has garages crammed with the best money can buy, all the mouth-watering jewels—an Alfa Romeo 8C, Aston Martin Vanquish, BMW i8, Bugatti Veyron, Cadillac Escalade; &etc. &etc. A surprise yesterday presented to the Sultan of Johor by his confrère the Pahang Regent was a replica from the former’s fave cartoon series, Freddie Flint’s dinosaur era jalopy. The “wood-like body and wheel coverings that look like stones” was shown in the morning’s newspaper photograph, including the shade cloth over the driver's head. Yabba Dabba Doo!… Within the spectrum of the recently sighted photograph displaying the bling of the (now former/and current again) US President up in his gold-plated penthouse beside his Slovene queen and their boy on a rocking lion. (Google “trump family photo gold”.) It seems one of the Sultan of Johor’s residences at Mersing features colourful rooms inspired by the old classic Hanna-Barbera series.
Thursday, January 11, 2018
Playing Beckett (Feb25)
Always happy to see a friend Mr. Ah. Early lunch at the Haig in the second row, with the loud call an arm raised. Hail fellow well met. Little guy, mid-seventies. Zero half-hearted about the man—the arm raised high & smiling neon bright. AH-HA-HA... (More than one of the lads at the Haig took him off at any appearance and pleased Mr. A so doing.) At table one of the Batam lasses, a regular to these shores must have some kinda special pass, local grand-dad hubbie. This is your kawan?... Pleased to meet you madam. Mr. Ah kawan baik. Any friend of his... Readily agreed the woman; she could vouch for Ah-ha-ha too, indisputably good friend. On the return after the mall Mr. A. was out on the thoroughfare leaning an arm on the wall taking his ciggie. Hellos again mighty fine and fair, hardly any diminution, a people person to the max. Still nothing giving, hey Mr A? Nothing sure, he owned, with what might have been genuine low spirits. Well, by jingoes, when could we expect a little something then? Any chance? Like a shot the little man looking away, smooth level tone: End of the year. Inaudible gasp gathering the thoughts at that juncture: December. Christmas. We had crossed into twenty-eighteen now. But…We… Only... Flabbergasted. I can give you big surprise, — continuing completely deadpan and straight, like at a wake. A Chinaman Mr. Ah-ha Chan. Which was not to say the man meant CNY mid-Feb next month. You could do Beckett forever and a day any tick of the clock with Mr. A, no problem at all. Unscripted, completely impromptu. Only the props from the street and away before you knew it.
Tuesday, January 9, 2018
The Exemplars
In Melbourne we had used a range of saws to cut down two stands of Canadian sycamores that were creating havoc with the sewers at Bab’s house. In the last two years plumbers and drainers had needed to be called out three times to bore through roots in the lines with their augers. Serious expense. In the six years of absence the trees had shot up eight or ten metres, the boles unable to be handled by either Arthur’s little Woodpecker or Robbie’s range of saws. Finally a Viet with a powerful blade of 600mm needed to be engaged to cut down the base of the trunks. Now on Orthodox Christmas news that cousin Ljube—sestra od Strica, sister from (paternal) Uncle—has had a leg amputated. For many years Ljube had suffered from diabetes, but the latter worsening of her condition had not been reported. Her sons did not convey the latest news; it was conveyed by another relative from further around the coast. Like the best Montenegrin exemplars, Ljube had almost never mentioned her illness. Such mentions never helped in Ljube’s book and consequently her hardship was easy to forget. (In her years of battling her husband’s problem with alcohol Ljube had never admitted her troubles to anyone, not even her sister—indeed denied to all and sundry that her husband was an alcoholic. Ne pije on; he does not drink, she would defiantly retort at any suggestion to the contrary.) Eldest son Velo has inherited his mother’s illness and her doughty spirit too; struggled like his mother to reduce his weight and like his father eliminate his alcohol. (Cigarettes he was able to eliminate after reading Carr’s book.) In the former military hospital at Meljine there would have been heavy sedation and the surgeons wielding a saw with fine-toothed blades; a preliminary shearing of flesh before the bone could be severed. At almost eighty the operation had been risky, the elder daughter-in-law subsequently reported, and it was the femur that had been cut at the mid-point. In military field hospitals they cut limbs with more rustic saws and routinely without anaesthetic. (Ljube had early childhood memories of the last phases of WWII in our hills.) The eldest now of our branch of the family Ljube Vidova, the one in closest touch with the ancestors. During the last visit to Montenegro at a wake Ljube’s grand-daughter had her Baba’s particular gait and posture pointed out for her. At any kind of sharp, earnest talk, any kind of somber occasion, Ljube would raise her head and peer down at her interlocutor from beneath her broad, angled forehead. A tall woman who made herself taller and more formidable at any challenge or hardship. The young lady, the only grand-daughter who was given her Baba’s name, would benefit from the example.
Friday, January 5, 2018
Up for the Challenge
Oh dear! That’s one sad sorry sod dragging his feet like that here under the trees. Flattened by the events of the day, set back on his heels more than a smidgeon by something the boss had said, a sales target missed just when he was within striking distance. DARE TO DREAM BIG had jinxed the young man this third day of the New Year. Somehow the lad would need to gird his loins and make a better fist of it for the year of the hound around the corner, a larger signpost for his kind in any case. Hopefully he did not have a wife at home to whom he needed to explain himself; didn’t look likely. They pay for such tees here by the way; they’re not giveaways at the office or community sports. Much rallying, stirring of spirits and steeling of intent, onward and upward and never retreat. Breathtaking. On a bad day taking the wind from the sails of the most settled and balanced among us. Today Mr. Ee waiting on the G. Garum to arrive suggested nothing served the human animal so well as the old reliable standby acknowledged by all the cultures across the ages— patientia and nought else. Courage, hope, loving, kindness and the rest useless without it; getting one nowhere fast. The old hardy sailor had the grace to hear out and appreciate the line that was delivered him from the I Ching, the text from whence stemmed all the man’s precious Buddhism, the Mahayana kind and all the other bundled together. (Hearing the critique without objection on this day the sailor man well-versed in the school of hard knocks.) For the challenge in the task of life what was needed from man, said the old ancients on the banks of the Yangtze back in the day, was the patience of the bird on its nest.... (The precise wording unable to be offered off the top of the head as the author’s copy of the wonderful recent translation by David Hinton had been lent to a young aspiring artist much in need.)