Australian writer of Montenegrin descent en route to a polyglot European port at the head of the Adriatic mid-2011 shipwrecks instead on the SE Asian Equator. 12, 36, 48…80, 90++ months passage out awaited. Scribble all the while. By some process stranger than fiction, a role as an interpreter of Islam develops; Buddhism & even Hinduism. (Long story.)
Thursday, December 31, 2015
Chair
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
True Fan (Indian Cricket)
Lunch crowd thinning quickly at K.V. First few spoonfuls of the rasam surveying the tables one was about to say a chap always felt warm in that place! Such has been the delightful cool of recent days here on the equator. With only short bursts of rain not much evidence of the nor‘westly monsoon. A couple of days ago a bold and brilliantly illumined moon low in the east and slow-rising. A boy at the Haig bus-stop the other night must have sighted it a day or two before, because he was drawing mummy's attention to a corner of the sky where he was hoping for re-appearance. Rather touching: there were at least two of us on the island taking note. With some opportunity in the respite, Shanmugam rounded for a couple of chats. Lad had noticed the absence last few days and well-knew the reason. Sly smiles. Thankfully the white collared Colorado shirt had been donned for lunch. At Al Wadi in the morning there had been close scrutiny from Zaharuddin at the counter. A passing look in the mirror preparing for the second outing provided a shock when the loose collar of the KL Islamic Museum tee showed big-toothed Ni's marks of passion from the day before. Odd for Zaharuddin, a father of four young children, to see on a professional Westerner and an intellectual of sorts. (In younger years Zaharuddin had studied Arabic seven years in Syria and then one more year in Egypt. We were fixing for a meeting and chat.) Cricket it was again with Shanmugam; other subject matter quickly ran dry. The New Zealand lad Guptill had made a quick-fire half century the day before, almost in world record time: a mention on ABC online. Fellow didn't know how close he was till the last few balls, Mugam knew. Pity. Record gone begging. Wasn't the lad an all-rounder?... Yes, earlier in his career. Now solely a batsman. Not a Tamil by any chance?... Brought head-lolling assent. What, Tamil? Guptill a Tamil?... Ah. Born in India was he?... No, parents or grandparents; immigrated. In earlier conversations Shanmugam had bemoaned the kind of deracination that occurred with immigration. Often enough at Komala a Chindian entered who would have no idea of his heritage. With Shanmugam's assistance one was slowly beginning to discern. Shanmugam twisted his head like a pony in those instances. So Guptill almost a world record. The performance would have made it into Tabla on the Friday, had it been realized, whether or not young Guptill acknowledged his ancestry. Another thing too on Guptill was it? Shanmugam's heavily chewed English could not be comprehended immediately. When Mug bent close to deliver one was often surprised by the level of vocab. It was only pronunciation that continued to snag. Twice incomprehensible here brought Mugam around the table into the narrow passage in order to show his sandalled foot... Oh. Oh. Young Guptill missing one or more toes from one of his feet? Really?... Well golly. It had not stopped the young champ's progress; almost a world record. Claimed by the people from the land of his forebears, however young Guptill might conceive of himself. Bright Tamil star. Shanmugam was a proper aficionado. Australia v. West Indies meanwhile at the G? Last time Mugam looked Windies were seven down second innings. Not much of interest there, though there was more than one Indian name in that line-up too.
Monday, December 28, 2015
Somebody - Nobody
Us And Them cursive in gold on black carried by the beefy lad at the phone and accessories store on the walk-through for the aircon at City Plaza. Cheap items even in the higher design range, small businessmen can don a new, crisp and unfaded one with tight collar once a week. The scribe too tired to record a number of others introduced into the neighbourhood the month. Second language composers up in HK or the studios across the Pearl delta one guesses, magpie pickings in the exploration of the master culture/foreign language. Urban Groove New York a variation on the commonplace theme borne by a mainland lass getting on the bus at upper Geylang. Vandal Is Going To Destroy The World black gothic represented by a younger local still trying to find his feet in hipsterdom and of course struggling in the strangulating environment. (This lad wants to offer his girl advice on some recent trouble in either her friendship or work group.) Quite absent at any of the Komala Vilas tables half an hour later lunching. Interestingly, one finds the Indians far less prone to such faltering billboard tees; whether locals or the imported labour. Garish colour and thrown-together patterning are enough to take the fancy of this cohort. It is the local Chins, and then to a lesser extent the foreign talent from the region—not the labourers—striving for the Euro-Ameri leg-up to somewhere/anywhere. The locals, once Chinese, in the steamy hot air now feeling for something other. Straining. Identity, precious commodity not automatically conferred even with money and other top-shelf signifiers. Casting around, marooned on this castaway island. I AM SOMEBODY they wanna declare, they will assert. A tee often presses the case that cannot be made otherwise. FULL OF HIDDEN TALENTS Tick behind prison bars white on black said a lot—young fella at the Guillemard stop opposite Versailles condo in the triangle with Waterina and Sunny Views returning…. Somehow the ol’ fave here had unaccountably slipped from memory: NOBODY IS PERFECT/I AM NOBODY, mostly proclaimed by dowdy dads and prematurely aged teens foot-dragging along the pavements and through the malls. Painful wry acknowledgement that can make a observer well and truly wince. Luck Is Where PREPARATION Meets Opportunity weekend wear on a clean-cut, fresh-faced local aspirant no-one will believe of course, purchased and carried hopefully. The success of the Sing’ model thirty years flat-out in the making, leaving only the final riddle unanswered: Who/What are we? Aren’t we somebody too? Government PR sleeves rolled-up working overtime as usual.
Friday, December 25, 2015
Necessary Counters
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
Untouchable
No need get your nose outta joint. None at all. Far worse earlier in the afternoon the pimp down at Fei Du blaring gruffly, ordering his two young Viets around, the woman serving and his partner in crime/procurer, who spoke the girls’ language. As if filling out the caricature, at one point the man actually trumpeted a porcine HONK-HONK without any prompting. The slight surprise shortly after at the Arab cosmetic place at Tanjong Katong Complex was in the fact that it was another woman serving today, this one younger, unmade-up, heavier and taller. Lady in this instance got around the problem there in her own particular way. Soaps, shampoos, creams; &etc. A small $1.20 goats milk proved excellent for shaving; rich lather. (Likely also valued for whitening.) The older, made-up woman with the tattooed eye-brows when she receives the cash will tell you, Put it there. The last time seemingly pointing at the sloping register keys, which made for a bit of awkwardness for coin. The woman today perhaps sixty; sister-in-law or sister from another mother, possibly. Though she could not be recalled, for the transaction at the register she seemed to be prepared. Immediately knew the price of the article, without checking. From her left a clean, unused, plastic curry container, the dish with the inner grooves that many of the Indian places used for condiments. Directions not offered, likely recalling the kaffir regular.
Sunday, December 20, 2015
Maulid (Prophet's Birthday)
Truly good listening here currently Gabby, this crew really getting somewheres. Get yrself some of it in the next day/two, a ML specialist like yerself has a gap in the acquaintance if you don have this in yr knowing. Plenty good; strong, sincere voices. Lucky people, they'll all come away the better for it tonight and sleep well. Only thing I can compare it to is the male yeshiva boys evenings in St. Kilda, Melbourne, more raucous in that case. This has a finer lilt. Bathroom window open on the lane. Reckon they're indoors somewhere and the prayer and song of praise passing through the numerous walls, descending from one of the upper storeys it sounds like. Gee, it's good. Women would be proud of their men watching and listening. It's all male that one can hear (they tell me women add their voices from the side). How do they keep it up so long? Choir must be sectioned. Reckon it's to the effect, — God/Allah raise him up.... Or maybe, Our dear Allah, thy will prevails, light our ways, show the path LALA LUUHHLUU.... Might be some clapping or feet stomping at the end here too a little. Yes, they've wound down. The Ashkenazis would stomp energetically as part of their performance. Lovely. Cars filled the lorong. On the corner at the eatery the poor old Chins will be bent over their beer and pork crackers. Lifted the spirits of this listener opposite. How much more the participants themselves! Gone half eleven. Made them thirsty and hungry. There they are now quietly milling in the girls' outdoor lunch area in their white tunics and caps, soundless from behind this glass here and I'll warrant down on the ground among them. They're spent, pleasurably exhausted.... Almost eleven o'clock, mix of young and older men; some making off to their cars and the buses. A certain inevitable envy.
NB. In the approach to the Prophet's birthday Muslims gather for these recitals, often in school halls and community centres rather than mosques. In this case Thursday night a girls' madrasa in Geylang.
Friday, December 18, 2015
Puppies For Sale
Thursday, December 17, 2015
The Widow-Shark
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Juicy
Friday, December 11, 2015
Condo-Rondo Once More
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Àodàlìyà
The young woman was a Mainlander. Easy to tell straight off. Frilly dress, hair-band with the pink ribbon, keenness most of all. Stringing out an impossible conversation she recalled one of the show-girls in the Saloons from the old Westerns, attempting to cadge something from an unlikely looking, weather-beaten old cow-hand.
Australie was simple in Bahasa. Anywhere in Jakarta and even the far flung islands you would be instantly understood. Anywhere in Singapore you would have thought, where a local Chinese was concerned.
The girl was one thing; but how could a Hokkien, born and raised in Singapore, even one in his sixties, not have a clue about "Australia"? Remarkable.
The Drink-waiter's help had been enlisted.
Nada.
You gotta be kidding man!...
Many of the Chinese could sing-along with the old anthem: God save our gracious Queen, long live our... no problem at all. Old McDonald and the other school-room favourites they often knew pat. Most of them adored all things British in this outpost of the former Empire. Pictures of Big Ben, old red double-decker buses and Westminster sold tea-towels, t-shirts, shopping bags, condos, you name it.
This guy attempting to help out the Mainland lass with her difficulty, blinking behind his glasses.
Australia. Australie. Au-Stra-Lia. ORS-tralia.
Shook his head. Shook again. Reminded of slow school-kids in class bullied by dragon-breathing monsters at the blackboard back in the day. Back in the day of morning assembly, flag monitors, anthems. Oddly shared memories in Singapore. Not this fellow. Missed out somehow. Didn't think to draw him an outline.
The girl one could completely understand. Sydney. Melbourne. An upright hand bounding over the table-top Hop-Hop-Hop.
Nothing, sorry.
What was left? Kevin Rudd? Not likely.
Where she was from impossible to get either. Not Shandong, no. (Many of the Mainland gals were from the back-woods of course) Wuhan no. Beijing? Xi'an? (This was pointless. First rank cities was not where these girls hailed from.) Flustered, Shanghai was forgotten.
We had to give it away. Couldn't be helped. The girl herself admitting defeat. It was not even that she wanted to score. Some of her compatriots, the majority, put up with the slave-rates and long hours rather than turning to the game. A little afternoon exchange here was all.
Like the foreign construction workers, the working girls were part of a large industry. Likely the two industries closely allied in a carefully planned polis like this, same syndicates operating. Plenty of hardship and desperation in the region available to mine for entrepreneurs lacking scruple. In the back lorongs at night at this Chinese end of Geylang the girls stood together in their native groups: dark Thais, short Indos, pencil-thin Viets. There were laws now, regulations, raids every so often. Innumerable girls in their mid if not early teens all the same, as the regular prosecutions demonstrated.
Audio on Google Translate later indicated the gulf. Close, yet so far. A mouthful of pins possibly the best recourse.
Originally penned 2012, a re-draft was published on the ABC RN Earshot website Oct 2015.
No Hipster
Young chap couple tables down difficult to follow. Sitting with similar age companion while opposite them a little group had stopped. Three scarved women middle-aged and a young boy pausing in their slow amble. Sisters, with the mother difficult to pick among them. A number of us watched the group casually. Nothing in particular; not whatever. Whereupon the young man calls over, gestures across to one of the women with a folded bill in hand. From two tables along one had a clearer view than the recipient—a lavender Two flashed. No doubt, clearly. And the surprise evoked equally clear, though the woman did not drop her jaw, nor gape. Like, what?... Ah? Ah.... Slight chin rise and head swivel he. Like, the child. Something in that direction, of that kind. No word, all gesture of the most minor kind; one or two rows further back nothing whatever could have been discernible.... Fifty-four full months tomorrow witnessing, every second or third day something of the same kind. Tonight the particular circumstances proved a little intriguing. The group was most certainly not begging; nor did they look in particular need. Chap had surmised correctly however: toward the bottom of the socioeconomic pile. The sprint to the meritocratic winning post would leave this group short. More expressiveness in the momentarily puzzled recipient here; comparatively blank benefactor. (Cheap accommodation at the losmen in Jogja—about 4.5 times cheaper than Four Chain View Hotel in Geylang—enabled something of the same daily walking the streets down in that town.) Pony-tail confirmed on departure; mid-late twenties, thin and not exactly a hipster. But by the same token, nor would one have guessed devout.
Monday, December 7, 2015
The Asian of the Year
The Straits Times here today announced their Asian of the Year.
Doubtless stiff competition after an eventful year, in the end with just a nose in front at the post the winner was found to be the local favourite, Mr. LKY.
".... won the world's respect, in life as in death." (March deceased.)
Chap at the breakfast table this morning mulling over the announcement seemed serious in his suggestion that there had been a secretive cyronic procedure undertaken immediately after the state farewell at a facility within the Kissinger Institute, which the man had deep in the granite of Colorado, Rocky Mountain high. (The cremation story put about in order to deflect any possible terrorist threat.) An unknown too until this morning's report: the ripples of mourning stretched far across the globe of course, easy to understand. That India lowered its flags to half-mast on the day of demise was easy to anticipate with Mr. Modi such a strong fan; but what did surprise was that apparently the same honour was offered in NZ. The Kiwis, secret fervent admirers (in the year of another World Cup triumph). Others that must have followed suit were not mentioned in the morning's report.
The original Asian tiger in this year of the old goat.