Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Bob and a Sweet Tamil Song


Bob winning the big one few weeks back—awarded just the other day in Stockholm in absentia—generated some discussion with friends down in the Great Southern Land. One lad had memorably breathed Bob’s air in an elevator in the Hilton hotel on one of his tours Downunder, the number of floors traveled in the august company forgotten now.
— But you didn’t say anything George? What! Not even Hallo, welcome to Melbourne….
(No intention to big-note, but this Scribe did manage a gallantry for Kiri Te Kanawa on the steps of the State Library in Melbourne following a choir of Maori voices within inaugurating a touring exhibition of artefacts at the then shared Museum. How much more glorious that had been than any formal recitation!)
…. Literature?/Not literature? Electric/Golden/Acoustic &etc. 
Coming after the depths of Alexievich made it rather hard to swallow for a hard-bitten Lit. man resistant to all forms of industrial production.
Anyhow, after a review recently the following rescued from the Draft file:

….Yeah, well, i got a fave current too, great little Tamil thing carrying awesome beat. After 4-5 weeks of it coming on fr the music store a few doors from my Indian brekkie place, i'm totally hooked. Knew it was love of one sort or another, sort of. Youtube suggests gal keeps a fave laying hen that the boy pretend-steals possibly. There might be a loud rooster of hers too keeping him awake that she hasta Shushhhh!... No movie sequence. In this case stills from the movie are dealt like cards that follow the wonderful beat: Bam Bam, Bam. Flick, Flick, Flick. She keeps the birds in a tall segmented cage with a thatched roof. Finger-crossing lips, — Shush. Her brand of hair oil—probably neem organic—gives wonderful lustre. (After quite a few years combing through the Indian stores there has been some insight attained.) Delightful unadorned beauty otherwise. When we were young pretenders a cousin in Montenegro had memorably dismissed such gals as seljacka ljepota, village beauties. Well, we know better now. This one even Donald in his younger days in the back-lot might not have grabbed by the pussy. Ah! The mustachioed lad here was made for her. You could see the fine character in both simply from the stills. No wife-beating, drinking and probably no unfaithfulness either in store for this union. Old Babi used to say of a particularly good, capable wife, Napravila covjeka, Made a man of him. If you beg me I'll give you the title. Attracted 2mil+ hits by the way. Beaut stuff.


NB. Titled Ei suhali. Give it a spin

Monday, December 12, 2016

A Great Teacher (Dec25)



A Guardian excerpt of Alexievich from her Chernobyl book from last year after her win was disappointing. The reader landing on that would wonder what all the fuss was about. Plain, mildly touching personal testimony, from a few "polyphonic" voices in brief fragments without any grip. It was nothing like the soaring other excerpted by the NYRB earlier this year.
         Gone 7pm. Unavoidable little 20 minute snooze a couple of hours ago after writing and reading.
         — Bome platit cu ja to!...
         Her voice returning with the characteristic phrase. By the Lord, I'll be paying for that.
         A wave of her undemonstrative, deep love radiating from it.
        Nearly ten years after her death, Bab's holding herself to account suggested her great capacities and dimensions.
         A snooze in the middle of the day would certainly be paid for in the night. Sometimes a night could be longer than a gladna godina, a year of famine.
         There had never been such an expression as Volim te, I love you.
         It had been strange on the first visit to Boka hearing all the love songs on the radios and cassette players in the houses of the younger generation.
         Volim te duso draga, I love you my soul... Jedina moja, My one and only.
         Once Bab had complained rather startlingly, only once, Nikad me i njesi voleo. You never did love me.
         Of course in the last years if not before, if ever there was any doubt, the falsity of that charge was made abundantly clear to her.
         All thanks here to our dear neighbour Dragica too. Without Drage's example one might never have kissed mother’s hands, the snowy top of her head, perhaps not even her cheeks. Drage was the great teacher. 
         In childhood we had an old neighbour we called Teta zlato moje, behind her back. Auntie my gold—in the sense of fortune. The old widow had adult children of her own, but when a child came within her orbit they were blessed with  her fine, expressive loving and given one of her cookies. That dear lady’s way was not our own. At home in the last years we secretly mock-cherished Dragica's magnificent tenderness too.
         Along with dozens of other emigrants, mostly from our own community, Bab had minded Drage's two young children, Nada & Sasha. Drage might have been the first of the newer immigrants to call Bab “mother”. The strangeness of this registered of course most particularly. Most of the others respectfully called Bab Tete, Auntie. That was the standard.
         Pitying Dragica in her financial struggles, Bab would wrap her child-minding fees in little Sasha's nappies for Dragica to later discover at home.
         Dragica from a village in Southern Serbia, in the vicinity of Vranje, where they taught her beautiful ways of affection. 
         Like Babi too, Drage was a terrible scold—a lazy-bones husband, children careless with school-work, relatives slipping in proper conduct, all fell victim. But that is for another episode.





Sunday, December 11, 2016

Obs. - published NWW July2020



The Paki from behind his pillar furtively observing the meal being consumed. Cool nights his clay oven offers some welcome warmth—even here in the tropics, spitting distance from the equator, believe it or not. (Damp mid December, grey skies like over the cricket fields in England.) White guy, journalist or writer something or other taking bread from his hands; taking his finely diced shallots into his mouth with his fingers. Never tiring of the fare, invariably the same order night after night. There was a McDonalds in the near mall and KFC the one over the canal, queues at both, weekends in particular. Yet this chap preferred the bread he had shaped from his dough, raw onion and two plain sambal. Staying at one of the hotels nearby not short of a shekel; knew some Hindi. Early on picked him as a Paki and took his plate and glass out back before paying. Strange bird. (Difficult to counteract the drones of course for all             
     

                                                                                         Johor Bahru, Malaysia Dec2016











Friday, December 9, 2016

Athlete’s Foot


Shaving naked at the basin in front of the mirror towel draped in the classic way you inevitably gather some movie star glitter-shiver. Ah me! Well, well.... In order to stop the blood flow into the swollen toes of the right, up onto the toilet lid with you peg-leg. Top of the cistern would be better but too much of a stretch. With two-part shaving regime it made it all easier—gargling the mouthwash you did the sideys and corner of the cheeks, jaw-bone, edge of the neck. But no need that trifle. Catching in the mirror the bodily sway made by the passes of the blade in the main-sail one recalled the magnificent Polynesian sailors of old out on their communal fishing expeditions, or else traversing the vast salty stretch between the islands bride-hunting perchance. Their trusty, reliable navigation tool lowered into the cool rushing water judging tide and current to a nicety. Unsurpassable mastery of their watery world without destroying the whole box and dice. Ah! some little unexpected pleasure. Scraping the lather this morn after a fair night's sleep, the flame of the fungus waking only the once.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Winning the Lottery


A pillow-hawker with a fold-out chair now carried over his shoulder arm through the rails. Where in the heck had he been trying up that end toward the Checkpoint? And in his wake almost immediately after the newly released Lottery numbers hitting the street, chaps running around with their limp sheaves folded over their hands. There was a limit of some kind to their usefulness, the first couple of hours after the draw for all these people without access to the Net. Interesting. One of the hawkers doubled back here to deposit his large pillow in the rear of the little canary yellow motor parked on the corner (like the Roma in Europe, the runners have back-up from the operators). Woman from a few nights ago out again with her sheets on the same corner. From memory up in KL three or four years ago they charged 20 sens for early release of the numbers. (Later the girl at Reception revealed they were 50 sens currently.) Young Indian on the phone searching for the particular coin in the dark to give the woman. The old Bersih sympathiser rounding back from his supper on Meldrum stops to chat and takes one from her. Each night during the candle-lit vigils for Maria, the Bersih leader, kept a week or ten days in solitary, the group had gathered at various locations after being moved on by the police. (In advance of Bersih 5 the local Sultan here had forbade any public agitation against a duly elected government on his patch, democratic principles and all that.) Each night the old man—Peranakan Chinese-Malay—had come out to stand opposite the gathering giving his cautious, tacit support. The raja filling their pockets; nothing for the rakyat, the old man had explained in whispers. Another regular leaflet man in this quarter quick-stepping past, in his case killing two birds collecting aluminum cans same time in a large plastic bag.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Ibrahim and Ismail - published by Antigonish Review



Fifty or sixty sheep waiting within the muddy pen that had been improvised against the front fence of the Madrassa. They had arrived late last week, the Qantas flights resumed just in time. The sheep had come from Adelaide; the cheaper goats Perth. Soon after nine an expectant crowd had gathered. Near the side fence a plastic bucket of knives; plastic sheeting spread on the opposite side. The arrangement was clear. Hoses, large plastic bags and boxes, more knives on tables. Above what looked like a pit near the bucket a couple of rails had been laid—in fact it was a drain. The blood would not be collected; that was another kind of practice in northern climates. Two thirds of the meat was usually reserved for the poor, of whom as yet there was no sign. The slaughter was due to begin after the second prayer.
         There was no announcement, no officialdom or muezzin call. The burly young chap who had waited within the pen with the animals made the first move, taking down a sheep by the rear legs. Once the animal was on its side a helper grabbed the fore. It took a short while to unbar the improvised side gate. Three or four more animals were soon waiting in line, held down and quiet.
         The slaughtermen were older hands, unremarkable in the common dress. From an almost vertical position the long blade came down, a prompt and what seemed neat slit following the plunge. Almost like a hot knife in butter: the blade was very sharp. After a number of animals had been done a chap with a whetstone re-sharpened. Behind, the twitching of the animal's tail lagged a little after the knife. It was only almost an hour later and a score of beasts that the twitching on the pallets before the butchers was noticed. This was a shock. It was possible the second slaughterman was responsible for that; somehow he seemed less accomplished.
         The blood from the knife was wiped on the sheep each time, one side of the blade carefully after the other. It was an integral part of the proceeding. Each time the slaughterman did the same, the second man like the one before him. The remaining blood was washed from the blade by cupping water from another bucket; between times the rails were hosed. The ground throughout the forecourt of the Madrassa was muddy from the rain of past days. Adding further water would only have made the job more difficult.
         A group of men beside the drain raised prayers as the knife came down on each animal, singing a short, plaintive couple of verses that included the acknowledgement of God's greatness. 
         — Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar.
         The voices were thin and minor key the same as the rest of the scene from one end of the forecourt to the other. It was very much a Brueghel canvas. In front of the chorus as if supervising a young woman stood with a sheet of paper. She had not been present from the beginning; the choir itself might not have been present initially. Various young men helped inside the pen and young boys of ten given a turn too, their laughter and high spirits allowed. After a number of animals had been skinned on the other side a chap produced an electric saw and proceeded to dismember with that. Three or four animals were hung at a time. On a table near the fence on the side of the butchering a man cleaned animal heads. Everyone knew their task without any kind of order or system apparent. This was a practiced communal event far from industrial slaughter.
         After something like a score of animals had been done, the first slaughterman was relieved. The second around the same age, somewhere in his early sixties, wore a black songkok. Once or twice his blade came down a second time after what must have been an imperfect cut of the jugular. At one point there was a clear spout of blood that shot well outside the drain. Possibly the impression of lesser surety was mistaken.
         The relieving of duty was unexpected. Was it the bending that had tired the first slaughterman so quickly? His role was confined to the knife only. The rails were sometimes hosed by him, sometimes by a bystander. So efficiently had the man worked the assumption had been that he might do the entire pen. When he was relieved more than half the animals remained. Somehow the second slaughterman broke the earlier smooth rhythm.
         In the contemporary Christian tradition it is the lamb of the manger that is remembered, if at all. For Jesus the shepherd there is the lamb and the flock—standing for the gentle meekness that has erased the radicalism of the prophet (as Christ is acknowledged in Islam). Abraham and Isaac have been long forgotten in the contemporary Western consciousness. In pockets of the U.S. it might be different.
         A significant number of applicants here were disappointed in not winning a place in the Saudi quota for the hajj. Some who cannot attend pay for an animal to be slaughtered in Mecca on their behalf. Prices of livestock have risen this year because of weather factors. The Straits Times reported $443 per head of Australian sheep and $395 goat — transport inclusive.

                                                                                                Geylang, Singapore 2011
NB. Published by The Antigonish Review, #187 (Canada)



Saturday, December 3, 2016

On the Crawl


Like the blind, from your sick bed you listen out more carefully and strain for the doings of the street. This rapid chopping-board dicing was a first, definitely not heard here before. According to the online advice, right now some garlic between the affected toes would be useful to combat this athlete's foot fungus. With a little more of the language the woman below might have been hailed from the window to bring some up. Tomorrow you have to drag yourself down to the mall for a number of purchases: cotton socks, a pair of sandals with a toe-strap only (not the band across), more tea tree oil, one of the recommended creams and a plaster for the other foot where a couple of days wear of these rotten plastic sandals the hotel provides raised a blister. (Like having your feet in the campfire, the medico online diagnosing the condition with a little sadistic touch.) The Paki nan-maker at what was once called Restoran Medina is only thirty metres away; anything further today could not have been ventured. Usually the only the kitchen sounds carried up here on the third floor was the steel spatula hammering in the wok. Caterwauling late nights sometimes; a couple of bedraggled crows roost in the frangipani opposite cawing. This morning going out for a late breakfast a Viet woman had suddenly set off at a run down the adjacent lane, as she passed the Tamil from the news-stand calling out, Sini, sini — Here, here. Ignored by her. A few moments later a young burly guy set off after the woman and in his wake an older fellow with a look of the main man about him. Off he paced in the same direction more or less leisurely, but face hard-set. Somewhere out of sight the heavily made-up woman in the get-up was in for it. At the eatery tables opposite a couple dozen of this woman's compatriots sit at the tables daily entertaining the old local Chinese uncles. Not easy to swallow day after day passing, though apart from a cat-fight involving a pair a couple of weeks ago the whole affair here runs smooth. Two or three times a week the place directly opposite behind the frangipani cranks up the happy days Indon numbers well past the dead of night. One hundred metres off sits a large police base, which means there are only rare disturbances in the quarter. Singapore spitting distance off, its housing towers visible at any of the passes toward the canal. The old Havana chomping uncle on the corner of the lane out back looks into the neighbour's heart all through the long day, with nary any kind of longing or disappointment one can most certainly tell. For the first month the man was selling luku at RM5 a kilo, delivered by a relative still out in the kampung one guesses. Perfectly content chap on his perch, friendly and always ready with greeting. Now the durians have arrived and the uncle sits confidently beside that king of fruits from early morning until the shadows of late afternoon, always a band of pals joining with whom to shoot the breeze. None of these men cast longing looks toward the shiny tall towers beyond sighing. They can have it, the men would tell you if the bridge of language allowed. Younger Tamil lads breakfasting at Muthu this morning had the neighbouring isle under examination. Stress, stress they reiterated in English. (That particular term of course does not exist in their mother tongue.) The Bollywood waiter at Muthu with the rusty highlights maintained from Devali a few weeks ago suggested something similar explaining his lack of interest in the money lure over the water. I no like machine, he said. Only working, working. There were no gulls in the tropics and certainly few birds of the air in the cities: sometimes the crows calling over what one knows is near-by water deceive. Slamming shutters in the last half for seven, the dark soon to gather, a narrow prospect opposite over the rusted rails. With the tee showing the Arabic script from the Islamic Museum in KL and a word or two of Urdu, some small confidence has been established with the Paki.