Kimbo and Donnie

Ya, Don within 8-9kms of the digs by the evening/morning. Presumably there’ll be an announcement: The Pres. has landed on the isle. Pity Melania is staying put, coulda given her some sound Slavic advice by-passing her hubbie’s pretty head. Gotta lunch Tue out at Chinatown, hopefully the Gurkhas aren’t gunna be spread that far. Makes ya nervous thinkin about. Hate to FFFFing go down in a hail of gunfire cos of a jumpy militia protectin the 43rd Pres. of the U.S. of A, could think of better. Recent days rare pic of him with hair mussed, Canadian photographer at the G7 maybe taking revenge as he climbed outta a chopper and before the stylist could geta hold. Comb-over clear as day, natty job with a patch like that big as Texas. What he must look like in the morning in his PJs splashing the gold-plated bowl top of the tower. Don’t think hookers. Four Floors might prick his curiosity just cos the name, you wouldn’t blame him if he wanted a peek in there around the corner from the ShangriLa after the heavy lifting with Kimmy. All the stories the generals & Corp heads musta told him. Go incognito with hair down/collar up. Were old Harry—Kiss’s best friend—still around no way the fella was gunna get off the territory without one little round at least on one of the courses on Sentosa. The island’s about the size of your backyard, but two courses, presumably mini six or nine holes, maybe like everything else here vertically arranged. Watch out for a Food Court Coke and nasi lemak, man-of-the-people like the best remunerated PM on the planet does here for his massage of the sweaty uncles and aunties. Tell you one more thing, this guy’s wife ain’t gunna get any compliments on how great she looks, what a marvelous figure &etc. You noticed the absence of the Southerners by the by. Who gives a rat’s about them? Moonie and that crowd. If the other mob recently jailed in Seoul was still in charge do you reckon we’d be sharing the peace pipe?

....Well, twelve hours later reality bites: they’re both on the territory alright. Pleased as punch the locals. What’s $20m giving world peace a chance? Supplement in the paper like they do for Windsor marriages and World Cups. Trumpet wants a few mins. with Kimbo private before the meet proper, look him in the eye man-to-man. The old wheeler would know from that how far they could go &etc. Even re-elected taking him through to 2024 would it be? fella wouldn’t tire waving to the cameras and signing agreements with his super charged gel. (Have you seen the bows and loops in the signature?) Landed at the local military airport just over the back here, much harder than Changi for any of the baddies to penetrate. (Though he’s gunna miss the dancing tear drops and other sculptural works at the global No. 2 airport. Seoul No. 1 matter of fact.) 9AM tomorra, steeling for the press release, pics, junior commentary from the local parrots. Last few days a couple imposters have been entertaining folk on the riverside.

NB. A political watcher down in Oz salivating at the developments up here received the mail.