Sunday, October 20, 2024

Serbian Legends


 

Getting off the bus from Belgrade—two and a half hours express—the chap manning the luggage counter immediately guessed from the description.

Deda Slaviša. Grandad Slavisha.

Most of the gypsies around the place knew him too and had a smile and a crack for Slavo when we went round the piazza later.

Seventy seemed inapplicable for a man like Slavo. Much of the vehemence and restlessness was retained. The local notoriety was first gotten for his football skills back in the early 60's, when Slavo was a star in one of Niš’s big teams. Played with heart, the old guys reported. Knew how to roll it.

The local Komren team had evidently done their region proud, providing a number of players to the national league.

Both Slavo and his side-kick Uroš got to the land of Oz through their football. Čika Danilo the Serb butcher in Acland St brought the pair out.

Čika Danilo had been one of the chief sponsors of Footscray JUST. The club President back then was the Dalmatian Čika Ante, who ran The Vineyard steakhouse behind Luna Park.

Slaviša's mate Uroš, a fellow primary schooler, was half gypsy. Truth be told, many in the region of Niš had something of the gypsy quality. The gypsy population in those parts was among the highest in Europe. Macedonia further to the south was even larger. (Isabel Fonseca in her book, Bury Me Standing, uses a verse from one of their songs for her epigraph: the gypsies call for vertical burial because they have been on their knees all their lives.)

Uroš lasted in Australia about a dozen years. Unlike Slavo, he couldn’t hold down a job. Through the early ‘80's you could have seen Uroš nights in the tram stop on the corner of Brunswick & Gertrude Streets, drinking with the blakfellas.

On the park Uroš was known as the Assassin, not for his football skills, but because when he got mowed down on his runs he would memorably curse his opponent and threaten various forms of imminent death. Laughable for a scarecrow like U.

A bit player on the field, Uroš’s talent was as a musician, mostly self-taught piano-accordionist.

Uroš played and sang his heart out on the second night in Niš. In Melbourne he had played weddings, christenings and the Yugo bars—the Rob Roy had been a regular venue, restaurants Macedonia and Yugoslavia down the road.

That warm June night Uroš quickly took up his instrument, with partner Žiža adding her voice when she knew the words. Occasionally Slavo entered third harmony.

Žiža was a little restrained in the circumstances. A couple of times she asked for lowered volume. Some years before, after his return from Australia, Uroš had enticed Žiža from her first husband over the back fence. An hour into the playing this neighbour began to return fire from his side with other old folk songs on his cassette recorder. The clacketing tape ran off the reel at one point and Uroš had no difficulty out-gunning the wheezy old box.

From the side of the case Uroš’s long thin fingers danced over the buttons. Getting muddled once or twice, he peered around the front of the instrument to straighten himself out. Despite the early June heat, before starting Uroš had asked Žiža to fetch a vest from indoors to lighten the load on his shoulders. Uroš’s lashes were long like his fingers; lips & nose conforming. In certain aspects, in particular movements, there was something of the assassin in Uroš, something of the blade.

When he took a smoke and there was no room for pause, Uroš placed the cigarette in the crook of his thumb and forefinger, playing on.

Uroš could not have weighed more than 45 kg. Giving Žiža the lead and encouraging her, Uroš threw out the accordion in her direction and brought it back from the rise. His own voice was thin and tuneless, but when Žiža retreated or didn’t know the words, Uros filled the breach, relying on the lyrics for effect.

Through the little concert on the patio outside the back door a screeching came up from the dark on the other side of the house that was put down to kokoške, chooks. A couple days later Uroš showed his vineyard behind the house and an orchard beyond. On one side of the house there was a vegetable garden and the other a sty and large chicken coop.

In the light of day the fowl was revealed as ducks, turkeys, chickens and pesky pheasants that were said to be deadly for snakes and rats. It was the pheasants that had let up those tearing cries through the concert.

The locals seemed acclimatised to the odour of the chicken poo. A large cage of turkey chicks hung a couple metres from our table, the light within the cage throwing shadows on the house wall when the chicks stirred. Regular unruliness in the cage needed Žiža’s intervention.

Underfoot a pair of dogs, one of whom died the day after, had nuzzled our legs and a number of kittens made movement precarious. Uroš played on from his store of songs, the old themes returning again and again: love & heartbreak, sons & mothers, fate & nevermore, the café and drink.

A mother reported the unfaithfulness of her beautiful daughter-in-law to her son, who let it pass, so besotted was he by the beauty. Startling turnarounds came one after the other. The recourse to the café and bottle, grief and its term, the domain granted love & beauty, all found uncommon reconciliations one after another. The verses stabbed and stabbed again, far too rapidly to be retained.

Uroš, Žiža and Slavo sang the well-known songs together, in a discordant, moving unison. There was time only for a brief gloss and clarification, before Uroš moved on, his long, thin fingers reaching further again.

Uroš kept fit and nimble. Younger, cleaner-living, non-drinking friends had peeled off. Slavo and Uroš often joked about their drinking. After a heavy night they mock-berated one another.

We’re not going to drink any more. // Nor any less.

One day near the end of the stay there were three separate deaths to mark. In the morning the first anniversary of Slavo’s brother Petar’s passing needed marking. Slavo wasn’t going to the wake at his nephew’s after the visit to the grave, as he had unaccountably been left off the list of mourners on the notice.

We followed the neighbours and relatives slowly in the car while they trudged up to the graveyard. Everyone brought an offering to share, the men a bottle of rakija and the women food. After the priest rattled through his verses each man and woman came around, taking care not to miss anyone in the circle.

During the course Uroš sidled over with perfect deadpan.

Majku mu jebem, Mother be fucked. Why was I born 30 years too soon.

Earlier, prior to departure for the cemetery, the news had come that another pal had passed. On the eve Vlasta Pečeni, Baked Vlasta—not to be confused with Vlasta Gumeni, Vlasta Rubberman—died in his bed.

Slavo had mentioned this Vlasta in the days prior. A telecommunication company had been attempting to erect a transmission tower adjacent Slavo’s land, in the midst of dense housing. This had roused neighbourhood protest, with Baked Vlasta the most effective and formidable.

Like a number of other relatives, neighbours and acquaintances, Baked Vlasta had served time. Mostly it was theft and larceny, sometimes serious violence. In protesting the tower, Baked Vlasta had threatened council officers and police too, reminding them of his form. All their addresses could be easily discovered, he warned.

Early in his prison term years before Baked Vlasta had managed a remarkable escape. That day the judge who had sat at his trial was paid a surprise visit. The trembling fellow was taken in hand and shown a long knife. No need alarm; the judge wouldn’t be harmed. Vlasta simply made the man swear the next time he sat in judgement, he would give the accused a fair chance to explain himself and tell his side of the story. Baked Vlasta had seemed perfectly well the day before.

Slavo and Uroš took the bottle of rakija to the widow for condolences, only to learn there of another death that same day. This acquaintance fetched back to the footballing days.

In the evening we drove to Upper Komren to pay our respects. As the lads were soaked by then, a driver was needed. Being further out from town, en route there were barns, orchards, green cornfields and browning haystacks. At the house the deceased was laid on a table in what must have been the living room, body covered by a blanket, with added towels on top, because of the odour, Slavo said. The days were hot, though nights cooled quickly. An air-cooler rattled at the head of the casket, to which the bereaved son regularly added water. Old women in widow’s weeds made up the circle. After a decent interval we went to stand under a large fig where some men had gathered.

Among the group was the star of the old team. Slavo, always considered and honest in judgement, acknowledged this Johnny as champion. Johnny had been a play-maker, highly skilled dribbler, tough and hard. The men in the group continued to hold their former star in highest regard.

It seemed Johnny reigned in Upper Komren for other than sporting talent too. The man quietly, unabashed, received the tributes from his former teammates. The deceased had been an occasional player in the team. Johnny recalled a game when the man’s father had come looking for his son to help with the work back home. Before the father could sight him the lad had run from the field and hid in the corn.

Uroš asked the precise age of their friend. It turned out he was two years younger than U.—born in Slavo’s year. Uroš had been drinking the entire day. He wanted company into the night, which led to words with Slavo. The pair had no reserve when they cussed each other. Even the most offensive fucking of mothers was included. There was I fuck you in the mouth, your sister/father/brain/elbow/all. A deft comic duet.

Two other outings at Niš included historical monuments. A short drive out of town was the place of the last stand of the great Stevan Sindjelić. Sindjelić led the local uprising against the Ottomans early in the nineteenth century that finally, after five hundred years (six hundred for Greece), liberated the Balkans. 2009 was the bicentenary of the battle. King Alexander had built a modest monument to commemorate Cega, where Stevan Sindjelić, surrounded and greatly out-numbered (betrayed by the Russian Tzar with a separate peace), fired into his gun-powder to take with the remnant of his own men a large number of besieging Turks.

An old pal of the boys was the monument’s custodian, a man named Miroselac (Village-Peace-Maker), who liked a drop and gave the history more smoothly when lubricated. The monument was in the form of a simple tower, from whose height the lie of the battlefield could be seen. The area remained unsettled; with the help of some maps the folds of land gave some hint of the old battle.

A couple days later we went out along the road to Sofia to see Čele Kula—the House of Skulls. After the battle at Čega the enraged Turks had severed the heads of the Serbs and mounted them on crude stands. Originally there were some nine hundred in the cube of lime and mortar about four metres square, the guide informed.

It was a simple structure initially. Again it had been Alexander who had sanctified the fallen, having the original monstrosity housed in a Victorian-style crypt.

Slavo recollected a visit in his youth when he maintained the skulls had stood at that time in the open, outside any roofing. The guide replied many made the remark on returns in adulthood, only the skulls sitting in the rows being retained in memory. At our visit there were a dozen or so skulls remaining, including what was reputed to be Sindjelić’s own, now encased in glass. Relatives had taken heads away for burial; others too mementoes.

 




NB. Initially drafted 2009 after the first visit to Niš, Southern Serbia.









Thursday, October 17, 2024

In a Fix (the Pakistani quarter, KL) dating 2013 / Oct24 unposted prev possibly

 


Shots of a street beating administered by an angry group of what looked like Indian women—the older chap on the receiving end appeared almost Chinese. As well as collecting the blows, the man had his shirt and part of his trousers shredded. The danger of being literally stripped naked in a public place saw him clutching at the torn remnants, even at the cost of dropping his guard and leaving himself more vulnerable.

From all sides the slaps rained down, onto his cheeks, his forehead, neck and back, when a hand missed its mark. There was very little the fellow could do to protect himself or avoid the barrage. Blinking and clutching at his rags, he stumbled along.

One woman seemed to have taken pity on him, trying to steer him away from the melee. In-between strikes the assailants were berating him. The camera had only caught the incident once the physical assault was in full swing. Prior to that there had been accusations and condemnation no doubt.

There came no protest or argument of any kind from the man. Guilty as charged, he seemed to concede; whatever the charge may have been.

Highly unlikely this particular man could have been one of the gang rapists in the current case where the victim died a short while ago in a Singapore hospital, after being transferred from Delhi. This chap on screen had tipped sixty. A case of outrage of a woman's modesty, perhaps—to use the current statute in this region dating from colonial times. Something of that kind, rather than picking of a pocket.

After dinner TV feature, following the daily bulletin. Familiar kind of program. Only the content in this Pakistani version of the format was rather different.

The outdoor screen at Restoran Mehran that carried the segment raised not the slightest interest from the men at the tables. Their concentration was directed entirely at the flat-screen indoors. There may have been some technical hitch getting the sports channel on the other screen. On the news channel there were switches to the cricket match—wickets, runs and near misses; but mixed with political and social stories, and then tooth-paste, hair-care and refrigerators.

Hardly satisfactory for a Championship match, especially one against the traditional foe. Fifty, or seventy, pairs of eyes here were turned and raised indoors, the portion from the pavement having to endure the passersby interrupting the vision.

A few nights earlier in the week there had been an even larger crowd and all screens showing the game. Tall presenter in elegant dress and shawl walked along a studio platform in front of screens that carried the features. The public assault of the old man that did a number of cycles behind her had perhaps been dug from the archives as a local example that showed the Indian case in a poor light. Certainly in the towns and villages where these men at Mehran hailed from such rough and ready justice was nothing remarkable. Not worth a single look. The English tag described the footage as Breaking News; wonderfully delicate Urdu along the bottom.

Stonings and beheadings might have even failed to draw interest on Jalan Ipoh here.

On this night the sports' lovers were almost totally silent. Rather against expectation, it turned out the Pakistanis were clearly in the ascendant. This however needed to be consolidated and further proved; therefore patience in the audience. A fine four hit. A two and three. Not a twitch; complete blank across the entire sea of faces.

It went on in the same way, more than uncanny. Little spurts of runs from nice glances and drives; a fine glide through backward square-leg. Nothing whatever. Describing the scene as funereal would have given the matter that wrong kind of sharpness.

The men seemed to be watching, but without seeing. No kind of known Western group could compare, certainly not of the sporting kind. A cowed audience in its seats at a staff meeting enduring a harangue might approach the case.

All eyes were fixed on the screen; directed very precisely. One hundred eyes. Without the merest flicker.

If this was not mass psychosis, it was close.

Silence, with the governing emotion apprehension; perhaps dread. Perhaps masked contempt.

It went on in the same way, until the men finally got what they were after.

It was only a wicket, an appeal for a wicket, a near chance, that could rouse this crowd suddenly from their astonishing fixity. All else was sufferance.

It was India that was batting.

 


                   Chow Kit, Kuala Lumpur





Tuesday, October 15, 2024

Arab Cousins (May26)


 

Conveying again the appreciation of her cousin yesterday, Hul was suitably chuffed, only thing being his abandonment of Islam. The old felon had really let fly. Pray? To who was I gonna pray? The creator who had programmed this world? The robot that dictated life? ( Not meaning the robotics that the government was promoting at every opportunity.) Make money. Buy condo. Holiday. Rocketing salvos like that had never before been launched from the Wadi tables. Hul’s innocent appreciation of her cousin’s muscles had caused her to enquire whether his observances had been likewise kept up. Some of the pair’s relos, siblings included in Kamal’s case, were living the scenes shown on TV, tripping from limousines to yachts & jets, all real lives. The man’s eyes stared out whenever he was onto something. Eyes like missiles on the launch pad, those pointy ones we boys drew back in primary and saw now in the media garlanded by ambitious politicians. Who’s gone? Kamal asked a number of times. Who’s dead? The man was serious; wanting to know. After returning to the question once or twice in the face of his cousin’s limited responses, he explained his embarrassment happening upon relatives. Oh, how’s so-and-so? Somebody’s mother, sister. Ah! She died two years ago. On her side Hul had trouble dealing with the bluntness; it was true too she was a bit outta the loop after her own terms of absence from the community. After 24 or 27 months Kamal had just gotten out, from the most recent of his stretches. The last time Hul had seen him he must have looked quite different. Well, so much time on his hands. A hundred, hundred & fifty push-ups, squats, &etc. Under his tee there was a six-pack. For a moment Kamal considered a display, before returning to his laksa. (A horrible dish, more than half left over. Try it, he challenged what seemed to him a doubting cousin.) On his ankle there was an electronic tag. For a second the man had thought to show this too. Everything was on the level, without hedging or shame. Naked openness that allowed any & all questions, whether from family member or perfect stranger. Married once, yeah. When he got out from one of his stints he had succumbed to family pressure. The one lady who was prepared to overlook his history became wife. A brief episode without children. He was a member of NA. That was Narcotics Anonymous, he explained. Yes, I’m an addict, he confessed to no one in particular more than once during the course, without being asked; at which cousin Hulwana always blanched and turned aside. The drug they had him on now, the one prescribed by the rehab people, was marvellous, better than heroin. Magic; tons better. There was no need to return to the H. Privately later Hul expressed her concerns. How could they be prescribing him drugs. Shouldn’t he be on sleeping pills?… Beautifully innocent Hul, whose knowledge of substances was confined to M, as she called it. How did he first get on? The question, like all others, was immediately answered. Teen years a friend suggested a go. (Replica example of the advertisements the authorities issued of the slide.) Initially, it was a bad trip. After a week he phoned the friend, or cousin it may have been. Bro. That shit made me sick, Bro. The remainder got diverted. The eyes didn’t poke out from the sockets, but grew bulbous and bright; bullish. The one death cousin Hul related brought them out again. Oh. She’s dead. It wasn’t just the last 24 or 27 months Kamal was catching up on, much more had passed him by. One of his and Hul’s relos was soon to marry a Tan Sri in Malaysia. This didn’t bring bulbous eyes; they were more playful now, with smiles and some head-lolling. Oh gee! Tan Sri. Really? Hul was cool on it, merely confirming. Ah. Ah. The connections. Kamal knew how that went. It was a Jamiyah rehab where he was placed, but not the one up at Lorong 26; the one at Clementi. And it wasn’t 6:30pm return; it was 9:30. Kamal produced a document to prove it, passed initially to cousin Hul. After the horrid laksa there would be ample time for the $36 or $38 steak filling the dinner plate he had set his heart on in Arab Street. It wasn’t clear whether his cousin would accompany him, she was tired from the day before. (With something we can’t go into here, accommodating devout Muslim that Hul remained.) In the latter part, seeking root causes & understanding, Hul asked about childhood and upbringing. There was something there, Kamal granted. The Arab father had married a Malay mother, when between the pair there was not a word in common; like ducks & chickens. There may have been alcohol in the house. The two elder sisters had prospered, but would not have a bar of the reprobate brother. On the matter of the programming of life the man had been told that was a matter of particular place and time, Singapore very specifically. Had he been in the Arabian desert, the form of life would be far different. Well, in fact he had visited the desert, travelled from Riyadh to somewhere else in 40 minutes driving, when back in the day traversing that distance would have needed 8-10 hours or more. Along the way, on the drive, Kamal saw the people lived like…In the Stone Age, he wanted to say, when he knew that didn’t fit. At something  Hul said about the future, K countered with the short span remaining; yet shortly after he mentioned a term of 20 years from his present point in his late 60s. The miracle drug he named couldn’t be found online, ammo or emmo; the other lilica same. Naltrexone it must have been, though the reported high didn’t fit.

 



 


Sunday, October 6, 2024

Share - Mustafa (Oct25)


 

Regular lad handling the front tables over for the trade & hello together. ‘Twas decided few moments before that he would be called Siva today. Let him see how... Not a beat missed, Money, he answers. Money... Yeah. Right. (Fumbling.) What else?… Some rapid two-step, before he explained his pal over there was Siva, back corner. Tag personally owned was Moni, matter of fact. (Presuming the transliteration.) The full was long, he warned; he’d had trouble with it before. But, OK, lay it on then, dude. Manikandan. (Check.) If he said so. Not any kinda put-on or anything now, but man here was gonna get a little tale from just up the street here. Listen in. Well, there were four women eating at the Mustafa outdoor tables against the wall of the store back a bit just now. As he knew, a narrow aisle there, tables either side, busy, busy; lunchtimes especially. He knew. Cheap, simple, good fare. In fact the group in question now were employees, sky blue Musta gear. Every indication all, whole & entire gotten by Mani straight. Foursome were of an age, size, colour. Chief among perhaps kinda pretty, without proper survey just then. On the aisle, facing. Each of the gals had their lunch spread before them, the greaseproof papers, all x 4 it may have been. Chief chief actor: raised right hand. For anyone who knew these old cultures that fetched far, far back beyond the plumbed bathroom, the right was a certainty. On display. Now, same moment, or one directly after, same hand appeared again, anew, this time with a clutch of noodles between thumb, fore & middle fingers...Where was it to go, then? Ah? Herself, young lady, was full. Where?… Passing stride unbroken, the recipient, one of the other three who could squeeze, would remain unknown. Not really anything for the Man listening patiently. So? Yeah? The expression told. The only further here the polite question, indicating he had heard it all through. Indian? Yellah! That it was beautiful man agreed in a perfunctory way. Sure. Nice boy, father of one from Trichi. (That was long too in its fullness: Tiruchirappalli.) You gotta like how at Mubin the Hindu & Mussies chimed, superpower in the offing.

 


 


Friday, October 4, 2024

Publication news: Solo – New World Writing

 Hello everyone


I have another piece up at New World Writing now, first drafted about 10 years ago, from the early period of the acquaintance with Indonesia. A private little aid project in Central Java is presented here, at the town of the current outgoing President, Joko Wiwodo. Surakarta is also known as Solo.

Freely available again,—




All best wishes, 
late month I'm booked for another trip down to the Republic, wonderful Yogyakarta again.

Pavle






Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Working For the Man



Not so simple if you are a foreign worker here. 

Lady at the local kopi shop was requested by her employer to up her hours to 6am - 11pm.  Seven days a week, two Sundays free monthly.

Found it a bit onerous and tried to explain she was no longer young: a mother of three children. 

Dismissed by the young boss on the spot.  Co-religionist, 4-5 years in the employ. There were plenty more where she came from.




Sunday, September 29, 2024

Bum-wipe (Excuse the French) - Oct25

 


To call it a joke makes for a sour laugh. More of a grimace. It’s no different the world over; perhaps only a smidgeon more ghastly in Sin’pore. The Sunday newspaper. Having noticed the morning tea table by the pavement on what must have been furtive passes, the housemate IT guy Rony wondered why you would bother. But his point was more the ready online option available. Was it the tactility? Ron further wondered. Ah, yeah. Something like in-person, as opposed to screen / zoom / rubber whatever. Even disgust was worth your while better apprising the position. You were in the thick of it, right? Canna hide. Know the enemy; &etc. Travel porn naturally (today there was a typical SG complaint about a scuzzy Sicilian beach); the pol. wrap to be sure, both local & internat; the puffing of pygmy notables of one sort or another; culture usually on a Sunday. Oh! Long piece on personality tests. Lady concerned here shared much in common with the big O, lover of Michelle. (In the heading. Don’t for a minute imagine this tosh was read, Rony!) Food, nostalgia, young locals making good in the big world after stints at US Ivy Leagues was a regular, again particularly Sundays. (Wellesley, with a family Taj Mahal pic accompanying.) Re-locating to a place where there was no local English language newspaper would be a loss. (The Jak Post was the best in the Malay world, for when one was in the capital there, or even one of the other cities.) This morning one positive was a brief review of Rachel Cusk, useful for a practitioner.